Mika Walker Kane
@mwalkerkane.bsky.social
«Je mets un billet à une loterie dont le gros lot se réduit à ceci: être lu en 2035.»
No one wants to hear this over here, but you have to admit Elon has finally found just the right balance of seething bigotry, race science, and child pornography over on "X."
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
No one wants to hear this over here, but you have to admit Elon has finally found just the right balance of seething bigotry, race science, and child pornography over on "X."
You have to respect how much Trump resents the implication that he might have anything other than cartoonishly evil motivations for invading another country.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
You have to respect how much Trump resents the implication that he might have anything other than cartoonishly evil motivations for invading another country.
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"The real question is: by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim? What is their basis for having Greenland as a colony of Denmark?"
See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.
See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"The real question is: by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim? What is their basis for having Greenland as a colony of Denmark?"
See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.
See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.
I, for one, will never forget when Venezuela brought the Twin Towers down with fentanyl on 9/11.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I, for one, will never forget when Venezuela brought the Twin Towers down with fentanyl on 9/11.
Who knew "America First" meant bomb South America first.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Who knew "America First" meant bomb South America first.
And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.
The Trump administration said it wants airlines and airports to offer travelers healthier food options, exercise equipment and family-friendly features like playspaces and nursing facilities.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
Still think Trump is going to grow into the job.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Still think Trump is going to grow into the job.
The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.
Is felching having a moment?
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is felching having a moment?
Find a man who will look at you like this
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Find a man who will look at you like this
It's not easy to nail (no pun intended) a resurrection without venture capital, btw.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's not easy to nail (no pun intended) a resurrection without venture capital, btw.
Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection
I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.
"I need to commune with Nature"
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I need to commune with Nature"
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
The only thing that turns kids into "adults" faster than black skin is a kid getting sexually assaulted by a prominent Republican.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The only thing that turns kids into "adults" faster than black skin is a kid getting sexually assaulted by a prominent Republican.
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democrats.
Torrid love affair with the gardener.
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Torrid love affair with the gardener.
Every culture has one thing at which you are not allowed to laugh.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Every culture has one thing at which you are not allowed to laugh.
There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"
Still can't believe this actually happened...
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Still can't believe this actually happened...
Just took a low-pressure shower, got vaccinated, read a book, and took Tylenol under a windmill to own the cons.
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just took a low-pressure shower, got vaccinated, read a book, and took Tylenol under a windmill to own the cons.
Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.
A: What are you in for?
B: Mocking.
B: Mocking.
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A: What are you in for?
B: Mocking.
B: Mocking.
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the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions
9.12.25
open.substack.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...