pritza.bsky.social
@pritza.bsky.social
just some fucking guy breastfeeding
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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waiter, bring that man some of your finest pants, and put them on my tab
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Good catch Toilet Atlas
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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She had stuffed animals in her glove box.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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that might be the perfect age for the onion
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Can we vote him off?
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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CBS interrupting the Survivor finale for Trump’s speech is so rude
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Another day.
Another failed effort to get a grand jury to indict @newyorkstateag.bsky.social Letitia James.
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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At Union Station and just saw a member of the DC national guard give a zyn to a DC metro police officer....did I just witness a violation of the Posse Comitatus Act?
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever.

Roberts: Wow!

Witch: Oh, not in that way.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The lump of coal has evolved into something more virulent
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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At least put a bundle of sage with them so after they touch them they can cast out the evil residue.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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When Congress passes a law requiring the release of the Epstein files in 30 days, the FBI hires Lee and Carter to find the documents that mysteriously went missing months earlier. The only problem? Someone really doesn’t want them to find those files—and that someone just happens to be the president
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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“By the way—every case you ever brought is dismissed. You’re not a lawfully appointed prosecutor so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know."
Lindsey Halligan's appointment as interim U.S. attorney invalid and dismissed the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James. Screenshot from order in the latter below:
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I'VE NEVER EATEN THE PLUMS THAT WERE IN THE ICEBOX. NO IDEA ABOUT THEIR TEMP, ETC
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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“SO HAPPY!” the defense attorney exclaims upon exiting the courtroom. “I hope you are happy too,” she says to the media liaison for the court, who replies, “Well, I’m the media liaison for the court.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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TOAD WILL NOW PLAY THE PIANO VERY WELL.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Nobody will ever be able to take away from me that my class persuaded @annabower.bsky.social to become a journalist.
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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For sale: crack pipe (never used)
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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What’s the opposite of doing justice?
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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It was critical to hear the modem scream each time you went online.
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Be the lawyer on the tarmac in whatever part of your life and work you can be right now.
As grim as this story may be, there's still much to be inspired by.

Look no further than this attorney for the children, who rushed to the airport to stop the planes. She stood near the tarmac, warning any officials she saw that they’d be complicit in violating a court order if the planes took off.
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM