pritza.bsky.social
@pritza.bsky.social
just some fucking guy breastfeeding
Saint Laurent? No. Worse.
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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waiter, bring that man some of your finest pants, and put them on my tab
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Good catch Toilet Atlas
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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that might be the perfect age for the onion
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Can we vote him off?
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The lump of coal has evolved into something more virulent
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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At least put a bundle of sage with them so after they touch them they can cast out the evil residue.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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When Congress passes a law requiring the release of the Epstein files in 30 days, the FBI hires Lee and Carter to find the documents that mysteriously went missing months earlier. The only problem? Someone really doesn’t want them to find those files—and that someone just happens to be the president
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I'VE NEVER EATEN THE PLUMS THAT WERE IN THE ICEBOX. NO IDEA ABOUT THEIR TEMP, ETC
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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“SO HAPPY!” the defense attorney exclaims upon exiting the courtroom. “I hope you are happy too,” she says to the media liaison for the court, who replies, “Well, I’m the media liaison for the court.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It's even worse than that. Many of these ICE agents are themselves immigrants. Modern day Sonderkommandos.
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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For sale: crack pipe (never used)
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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What’s the opposite of doing justice?
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM