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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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this country is still worth fighting for
James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We have a Jeff Z mirror bot on bluesky now, fellow Ravens fans.

You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
Ravens snap counts from Sunday’s loss to the Chiefs: Likely plays 25 snaps in quiet return; Noteboom replaces injured Stanley; a lot of Hill with Ravens often in two minute; Tupou plays 30 snaps a few days after joining team. Oweh again sub 50 pct snaps.
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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You don't have to be the Senate minority leader or the head of baseball operations to say they're bad at their jobs!
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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ANTIFA BILL SIMMONS: Are we sure Trotsky is good? Look I'm just saying you know great job with the Rex Army in the Civil War. But you're really getting assassinated with an ice pick in Mexico? Getting some real Brad Beal vibes from him House
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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yes! congressional control of the purse applies to the white house as well. you can defund stephen miller.
See this is very sharp, but it's the kind of thing that should populate the budget bill. Any illegal impoundment should result in the immediate elimination of the presidential travel budget, for example.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...
Submit a request – ABC
support.abc.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Every pass attempt is a policy failure.
September 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are you ready for some football ?
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Hearing reports that Donald Trump passed away during a routine heart valve operation when, due to a catastrophic equipment failure, Dennis Quaid returned to regular size and exploded the President's torso.
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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they should have a sicko’s night at the yard. diehards are encouraged to show up in their Brad Bergesen giveaway shirtsy or dress as Mr. Oriole.
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
He is disowned by his native state of Maryland.

Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Curtis Goodwin was my shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Dylan Beavers has now reached base 19 times over his 1st 10 MLB games.

The only #Orioles player to reach base more over the 1st 10 games of his career was Curtis Goodwin, who did so 21 times through his 1st 10 games in 1995.
#Orioles rookie Dylan Beavers tonight: 2nd-inning double, 5th-inning single, 7th-inning walk
August 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Must read for anyone with a smidge of Sabbath love.

You will laugh a few times, but I won’t spoil the jokes.
Ever since Ozzy Osbourne's passing last month, I've been on a serious Black Sabbath bender. I wrote a lot of words about one of the greatest rock bands of all time.

uproxx.com/indie/black-...
The Best Black Sabbath Songs, Ranked
A deep dive on one of the greatest (and most evil) rock bands of all time.
uproxx.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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More bugs should have "bumble" variants
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM