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If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
Called my representative and said abolish ice needs to be the default position; no more money and no “reform”
I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call
Highly recommend it
I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call
Highly recommend it
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Called my representative and said abolish ice needs to be the default position; no more money and no “reform”
I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call
Highly recommend it
I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call
Highly recommend it
Refs really putting their stamp on this one
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Refs really putting their stamp on this one
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
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My 7yo niece came home from school with a drawing of herself fighting ice in her backyard with a knife
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My 7yo niece came home from school with a drawing of herself fighting ice in her backyard with a knife
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More Americans support abolition of ICE than oppose.
15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
More Americans support abolition of ICE than oppose.
15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
Imagine the leads they can blow together
The Falcons have completed an interview with former Ravens coach John Harbaugh for their vacant HC job.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Imagine the leads they can blow together
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When you guys run into these dipshits you gotta be shouting stuff like "hey man how come you aren't a real soldier, couldn't get that mile time under 15 minutes?" the whole reason they're joining ICE is because they're cripplingly aware of their inadequacy, hit them where it hurts
they’re also scraping the bottom of the barrel on new recruits, borderline illiterate morons who are all wildly out of shape and who are far more likely to figure out ways of shirking work than they are actually showing up on the job
So to return to this: Mussolini had 200,000 blackshirts for the March on Rome in a country of ~35m. Hitler had 400,000 brownshirts in 1932 in Germany for a population of ~60m.
So around 0.6% of the population.
0.6% of 340m Americans is just over 2 million.
They do not have enough goons.
So around 0.6% of the population.
0.6% of 340m Americans is just over 2 million.
They do not have enough goons.
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
When you guys run into these dipshits you gotta be shouting stuff like "hey man how come you aren't a real soldier, couldn't get that mile time under 15 minutes?" the whole reason they're joining ICE is because they're cripplingly aware of their inadequacy, hit them where it hurts
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
Did not think the Ravens would actually do it
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Did not think the Ravens would actually do it
Told myself I was gonna eat better after so much holiday eating, but I just saw a King Cake go down the hall at work. A new holiday season begins.
New Orleans gives you no break.
New Orleans gives you no break.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Told myself I was gonna eat better after so much holiday eating, but I just saw a King Cake go down the hall at work. A new holiday season begins.
New Orleans gives you no break.
New Orleans gives you no break.
Just brushing back up on the newest O
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just brushing back up on the newest O
“We already have right handed pitchers” is a hysterical reason to pass on him.
Thank you Giants!
Thank you Giants!
The scouting report where a scout recommended that the Giants pass on a teenaged Jim Palmer.
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“We already have right handed pitchers” is a hysterical reason to pass on him.
Thank you Giants!
Thank you Giants!
Looking at top-billed Thanksgiving Day Parade celebrities.
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Looking at top-billed Thanksgiving Day Parade celebrities.
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 20,1948
November 20,1948
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 20,1948
November 20,1948
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...
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Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
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this country is still worth fighting for
James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this country is still worth fighting for
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Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.