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@princeennui.bsky.social
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logically nihilistic but emotionally cynical
NB 人 it/they
YUKIちゃん一番大好き
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potch.me
@bransonreese.bsky.social delivers and delivers with aplomb
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
princeennui.bsky.social
my dad is a big fan of small British roadsters (esp. MG), and 20 something years ago he sent me this short story from one of his forums about SUVs dominating the road and hunting down a sports car driver and driving them to a fatal crash

it was terribly written, but i think about it offten
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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theheathyorker.bsky.social
11/13/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and Jimmy are outside of the candy shop with huge lollypops. An employee says to Heathcliff "I feel like the movies sold us an idealized version of the end times." New Yorker Panel: A woman sits a table looking at her phone. She looks upset and says to a man behind her "That one is fly-flavored."
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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jc-esq.bsky.social
Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Branson Reese's character Swan Boy in the style of the 90s Bart Simpson bootleg shirt about Operation Desert Storm. Swan Boy is in fatigues and holding his rifle saying "I was there dude... and it sucked!!!"
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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charleyridley.com
Happy "I'M RIBS" day to all who celebrate!

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @ohsewnerdy.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
my mom did say she wanted a McRib for dinner tonight
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
mrw Spotify isn't playing my favorite Aimyon song
angry Nancy bounding down the street shouting, "MARIGOLD! --Where's Marigold? Get her for me -- I want action!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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kenniemorguen.bsky.social
Was finally diagnosed this year after probably having OCD for most of my adulthood. Nobody would listen to me because "you don't have OCD, you just hyperfixate on your anxious thoughts too much." That cracks me up now when I think about it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
princeennui.bsky.social
literally yawned while reading this

and again while writing this
sireviscerate.myatproto.social Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1d
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
i love alt text
this has nothing to do with the context of this post but one particular word when i was an ESL tutor, the grammar book that my employer wanted me to use had a section on "themself" and other common "improper" usages i realized that this was not an issue for my students and skipped it i realized i was nonbinary later, and that page is stuck in my brain as one of the cracks in my egg
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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ofthebraveusa.bsky.social
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
ok maybe the craziest thing about these epstein emails is how many of them are still emailing like this after october 2016 and the wikileaks dnc emails
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
my favorite far side
A Farside cartoon captioned "at the dog museum. Several dogs are gathered around looking at "The Perfect Stick" which appears to be an ordinary wooden stick on a pillow in a glass display case that is being guarded by two dogs in security hats. One of the security dogs holds up a paw and tells one oth the guests, "Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it."
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
A cherry pie with a funny crust that looks like two hands holding open a hole on top
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
as someone who regularly grows out a moustache, trims it, becomes dissatisfied and shaves it off, then repeats, i can say this is exactly the method
acabylonbee.bsky.social punished acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 4d
the correct way to grow a mustache is to grow all your facial hair then shave away the beard once the mustache can stand on its own. this one cant
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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princeennui.bsky.social
when it's clear and straw-colored
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
it was over 80° yesterday but it's supposed to be under 70° today so i think i'll be joining the Making Soup Club tonight
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social

is this Maxwell Keeper?
eliyudin.com eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 5d
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
princeennui.bsky.social
when i order a burger i say, "Cheddar, please"
hillary.pizza BillyZane420 @hillary.pizza · 5d
who am i to diss this brie
hydrationchimp.bsky.social Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 5d
sweet dreams are made of cheese
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
princeennui.bsky.social
sometimes news is fun
joolia.bsky.social Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 10d
The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
www.shetnews.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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ghostplanet.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to George Lowe

George Lowe was the phenomenal primary voice of Space Ghost from his casting in 1994, to his passing in 2025; and was also known for his contributions as a radio announcer, folk artist and folk art collector

Lowe would have turned 68 today
George Lowe in front of a Space Ghost standee Lowe dressed as his character Space Ghost, representing The Cartoon Network at a C-Span covered broadcasting event George Lowe's "As himself" character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Lowe posing with one of his artworks
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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chadloder.bsky.social
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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jules.su
Call them:

Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542

Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224

King (ME)
202 224-5344

Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324

Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451

Masto (NV)
202 224-3542

Warner (VA)
202 224-2023

Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM