Charley Ridley
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Charley Ridley
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35, Philly.
Cosplay, Enthusiasm, etc.!

Genderfluid in the sense that ketchup is a fluid.

He/Him on theatrical release, She/Her in the Special Edition.

I have friends everywhere.
Pinned
There is:
"I'm hungry."
Unironically I think 'Zero Friends Again' is in the top 5 episodes of Star Wars TV.
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Fucking *wild* that they'd start using the snowblowers in my complex now, at 9:15 PM.
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The plan was to get pretty this weekend/today and do some cool Jedi stuff in the snow but that didn't happen and I'm annoyed at myself for not doing that.
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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💕 I bet we can make it plummet harder 💞
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"Um, actually, we did shovel the sidewalks." - my apartment complex, declaring that their shitty snow removal was adequate.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Shoveled the car out, still don't plan on leaving my apartment complex until tomorrow but at least I dug it out.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I know that we don't play the NYT word games because the NYT sucks.

But I got Wordle in 2.
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I did my dumb stupid miles on my dumb stupid bike for my dumb stupid mental and physical health.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I have now entered soup mode.
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sure is snowing out there!
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Watching all three in one day won't fix everything but it helps a little bit.
I have elected to watch Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi in succession this afternoon.
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I joke that the hellhole suburb I live in is 'walkable' because I happen to live between two strip mall developments, but, it is very nice to be able to walk to a grocery store for last-minute supplies.

Milk, cereal, raisins, that's all I'll need.
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I have elected to watch Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi in succession this afternoon.
January 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I don't know what to say. It's terrible.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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I think it's best for my mental health to stay the hell away from the internet today.

But, now and forever, fuck ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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tramp stamp idea
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM
My opponent is milling me to nothing, it's his combat step, but he doesn't realize that I've got a 10th poison counter on the stack and that he's not gonna be able to really do anything about that unless he can make me draw a card, which is very unlikely.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I'm a Thag Hag
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The tattoo event I was going to go to didn't refund my ticket due to the weather so I thanked them for apologizing for the inconvenience.

🙄
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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i bet they’re waiting for me to say something
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.

In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Crazy that we have to just go to work the day before a blizzard smdh.
January 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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you can tell how much i love magic by how much i hate it
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM