"here are the foundations of logical thinking for the next 1500 years.

"also, eels spontaneously manifest from the mud." -Aristotle

when i had a driving job i always enjoyed seeing liquor stores with "Coldest Beer in Town" in faded painted letters. i don't think the Better Business Bureau has ever investigated these claims, and the "town" was Los Angeles, CA

Leroy definitely has a podcast

$5 says their primary doctor is a chiropractor

absolutely incredible

throw some Reese's Pieces in those popcorn bags

she's just flapping around in a circle

b/c he destroys everyone equally

my dad was so disgusted by the horny Carl's Jr. ads that he would often threaten to stop eating there (he has never stopped eating there)

Was finally diagnosed this year after probably having OCD for most of my adulthood. Nobody would listen to me because "you don't have OCD, you just hyperfixate on your anxious thoughts too much." That cracks me up now when I think about it.

i thought that Antarctica was, like, cosmically or whatever, at the "top"

i love these clips

the guards yelling at them when they are 1mm too close 🤌

if a goose ever aggressively chases you while flapping their wings maniacally, just know that they are a silly guy doing a bit

teaching "standard" English was a big cognitive dissonance struggle

like, this shit doesn't matter and is ephemeral but my paycheck does matter and my bills are not ephemeral

Mœbius Dick