Premonitions
@premonitions.bsky.social
He/Him
Just a reply guy, trying to get by in this crazy world
Just a reply guy, trying to get by in this crazy world
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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Expected, honestly. It would have been a miracle to win a Trump +22 district but I'll be eager to see the final margin. I think it's under 5 and that is a huge, blaring red siren to the GOP and wither or not they choose to realize that is up to them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Expected, honestly. It would have been a miracle to win a Trump +22 district but I'll be eager to see the final margin. I think it's under 5 and that is a huge, blaring red siren to the GOP and wither or not they choose to realize that is up to them.
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I like my women the same way as I like my Mr clean magic eraser:
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I like my women the same way as I like my Mr clean magic eraser:
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The climate crisis won’t wait and neither will we. With this team, we’ll meet it head-on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The climate crisis won’t wait and neither will we. With this team, we’ll meet it head-on.
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Very similar to the trans-kids panic, where the prestige media narrative is that it's far too easy but you talk to any trans person, expert or parent and it's obvious that it's way too hard.
Once again, no one making these claims seems to understand the enormous hurdles in the way of getting a kid the help they need - in this case - I dare anyone suggesting this to go through an IEP process.
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Very similar to the trans-kids panic, where the prestige media narrative is that it's far too easy but you talk to any trans person, expert or parent and it's obvious that it's way too hard.
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
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The Artists for Aid concert lineup has been unveiled with Shawn Mendes, Clairo, Ravyn Lenae, Omar Apollo, & more performing.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Artists for Aid concert lineup has been unveiled with Shawn Mendes, Clairo, Ravyn Lenae, Omar Apollo, & more performing.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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I like to think @fdsignifier.bsky.social took this down and only reuploaded it now solely so that I would not watch it and then ruin Thanksgiving with my family
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Death Cult
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I like to think @fdsignifier.bsky.social took this down and only reuploaded it now solely so that I would not watch it and then ruin Thanksgiving with my family
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
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Yet another long feature article about political violence that refuses to acknowledge the basic reality that right-wing violence is far more common than left-wing violence.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yet another long feature article about political violence that refuses to acknowledge the basic reality that right-wing violence is far more common than left-wing violence.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
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For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss:
It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!
www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...
It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!
www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...
That Viral Essay Scandal is (SURPRISE!) Actually About Trans People
A shoddy Oklahoma University essay went viral. Cis people think this is about conservatives whining for better grades. Trans people see a planned attack on a trans academic.
(Note for free subscriber...
www.burnsnotice.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss:
It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!
www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...
It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!
www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...
Type your Zodiac into GIF and see what comes up, post your fave
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Type your Zodiac into GIF and see what comes up, post your fave
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Friend: Oh no you’re sick. It must be so frustrating to sit around feeling unproductive.
Me: Excuse you
Me: Excuse you
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Friend: Oh no you’re sick. It must be so frustrating to sit around feeling unproductive.
Me: Excuse you
Me: Excuse you
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From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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The holiday season doesn’t start until it’s posted in the chat
![Classic post by brent from 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4peqcg32drvspexnbl3ssao4/bafkreifdfi5mlsteo3cqx4wrpynft2jmp4wksvnnjhydtgnyry2er2vcxe@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The holiday season doesn’t start until it’s posted in the chat