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Howl’s Moving Flesh Castle
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Professional pet friend, thimbo wrestling goblin for Fight Opera, they/them/¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate

the humble potato:
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How different could it all have been if Danzig had gone with his first name idea, Johnny Halloweens…
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Saw Del Toro’s Frankenstein last night, and cannot stop thinking about how emotionally and visually powerful the film is. A beautiful gothic experience, so glad it got a theatrical run.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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twin peaks: the raid on one-eyed jack's
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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dear pro wrestling promoters, this bit is funny every single time, please never stop doing it. do it more, in fact
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Listening to smooth jazz and thinking about how nice making out with a horn and/or woodwind player would be rn
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Woke 2: the syringes I hide in my Halloween candy are filled with the Covid vaccine instead of hepatitis
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Big day in the Zemeckisverse
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Guess who’s back in town today
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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some of yall should try treating trans men like regular dudes and not like little baby gender-curious women
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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@fightopera.bsky.social toniiiite

Rain permitting

Not in Austin? Hit up twitch.tv/fightopera toniiiite
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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www.twitch.tv/fightopera
GET IN HERE NOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
IT'S A WRESTLING SHOW
AND ALSO A MUSICAL
FightOpera - Twitch
FIGHT OPERA is the answer to the question, what if a group of artists, performers, wild animals, and feral goblins came together to put on a show, with the only constraint being that everything must t...
www.twitch.tv
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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time for my annual rewatch of this classic
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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So if the apocalypse happens, look for your friend with the Lexapro prescription who already has HD Michael Bay nightmares. The reality will probably be a come down
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
3 word horror story:
AI Spam Caller
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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important:
October 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I have a fascination for ancient jewellery.
This wide Anglo-Saxon ring features the rare prolapis lazuli.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM