Howl’s Moving Flesh Castle
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Professional pet friend, thimbo wrestling goblin for Fight Opera, they/them/¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How different could it all have been if Danzig had gone with his first name idea, Johnny Halloweens…
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How different could it all have been if Danzig had gone with his first name idea, Johnny Halloweens…
My favorite part of Red Dragon is where Hannibal Lecter writes the chorus to Papa Roach’s “Scars”
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My favorite part of Red Dragon is where Hannibal Lecter writes the chorus to Papa Roach’s “Scars”
RIP Baudrillard, you would’ve loved Vegas
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
RIP Baudrillard, you would’ve loved Vegas
One of the best parts about having pets is taking pictures of them when they’re asleep all curled up and perfect
August 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
One of the best parts about having pets is taking pictures of them when they’re asleep all curled up and perfect
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Maybe I’m actually better off without therapy for once tbh
Maybe I’m actually better off without therapy for once tbh
July 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Maybe I’m actually better off without therapy for once tbh
Maybe I’m actually better off without therapy for once tbh
Why yes, I am a Shin Megami Tensai fan, how did you know?
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why yes, I am a Shin Megami Tensai fan, how did you know?
That happy lil corncob never stood a chance
July 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That happy lil corncob never stood a chance
Don’t be a piece of shit and celebrate suffering/death of innocent children, it’s not that fuckin difficult
July 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Don’t be a piece of shit and celebrate suffering/death of innocent children, it’s not that fuckin difficult
I can’t see Kyle Fletcher without seeing Matt Damon in Eurotrip
June 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I can’t see Kyle Fletcher without seeing Matt Damon in Eurotrip
Shoutout to Karen Read, keep up the good work. One less Boston cop we gotta worry about
June 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shoutout to Karen Read, keep up the good work. One less Boston cop we gotta worry about
Damn, they out here gentrifying Nigerian Prince scams
May 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Damn, they out here gentrifying Nigerian Prince scams
Gender euphoria, is that you?
May 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Gender euphoria, is that you?
Bill Callahan is such a delightfully weird dude
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bill Callahan is such a delightfully weird dude
Sometimes you go to get some burger after the wrestling show and scare the shit out the drive thru person
March 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Sometimes you go to get some burger after the wrestling show and scare the shit out the drive thru person
The world’s just been declining ever since we stopped using ASCII art in video game walkthroughs
February 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The world’s just been declining ever since we stopped using ASCII art in video game walkthroughs
(Un)Fortunately, she cannot stop
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(Un)Fortunately, she cannot stop
I have made it through the darkness primarily on the strength of how cute Birdie and Pixie chose to be
February 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have made it through the darkness primarily on the strength of how cute Birdie and Pixie chose to be
Not sure if the lighting is actually good in this vet office, or Birdie is just so dang pretty
January 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not sure if the lighting is actually good in this vet office, or Birdie is just so dang pretty
show me your fur-friend and what they’re named after
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
show me your fur-friend and what they’re named after
Tfw the cat doesn’t immediately run away when you climb into bed
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Tfw the cat doesn’t immediately run away when you climb into bed
How that Midwest Emo hits when the band name or song title is a sports reference
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
How that Midwest Emo hits when the band name or song title is a sports reference
Perfect Birdie
January 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Perfect Birdie