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Hellvetika
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UK,Saucy trans genius/ditz. ☭
What happens on Bluesky.. 🍕
AuDHD (pls be patient)
Writer for the economist
🔞 https://linktr.ee/hellvetikaseraph
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As it's almost pay day i think it's about time you donated a fiver towards my partner's gender confirming therapies. Thank you to everyone who has donated so far! Let's keep the momentum going!

#trans #healthcare #fundraiser #transgender #reshare #lgbt

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Help Talyn Fund Her Gender Affirming Treatments
Hey there! So Talyn has been transition for a few years now and needs a bit of help for the next stage of treatment and surgery.
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'The Taming of the Mimi' William Shakespeare 1591 colourised.
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm in.. Can you get goth flight suits?
oh no she rolls up one leg of her flight suit. I'm so cooked.
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Social media has been nagging at me. My posting quality is taking a nose dive. I’ve had n% less engagement the past week compared to the previous week.

I should really get my act together and stop spending so much quality time with my children, like some kind of loser.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Acceptance in late transition is being OK that you look like your mum now but younger and in my case, somehow the result of a lesbian pairing with Gates McFadden.
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"As you can see I turned all the water in the lake to wine and now can't complete the mission with the stealth achievement by walking across the water. But taking the boat across now yields you enough fishes dead and floating to buy the bullwhip to chase away the money lenders so it's a speed run."
Those guards would be a lot easier to get around if they were drunk, but they’re only drinking water! Don’t worry you have a few tricks up your sleeve! First, tap L2 and drag the Transubstantiation icon to your spell bar….
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This thread is important because yes, the Internet has made monsters and victims and sometimes they're the same person.
I think part of why people share so much gore porn is that, when traumatized by it, it is difficult to tell you *have* been traumatized. That you are acting like a traumatized person, without you realizing it.
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lestat was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.
But his fathers did sometimes fight most bitterly after.
Of Tiny Tim he had declared a “Fierce and unnatural child thing” and did chide Bob Cratchit for his weakness.
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor-
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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now that i again have a large programmable crockpot (s/o to my gf 😽) i believe i shall institute Soup Sundays. may consider live streaming me making them. i even have a cute apron 🖤🐱🍜
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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LMAOOOOO
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.

"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.

"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.

"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."

Philadelphia, PA
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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...and tiny tim, who did *not* die, went to live on a farm in the country with lots and lots of other tiny tims.
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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In response to the guy who called me a 'blond bimbo' I would like to add I have a Masters Degree in fine art
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I drew this
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I didn't have much luck gaining a lot of followers here, so if you like my art, let your friends know and follow me? I'd appreciate it! I suck at networking and keeping up w social media, I just draw things.
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I can't decide which selfie to post, can you help me? Light or dark? Soft light is very forgiving.
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My girlfriend witnessed me so a spell for a sunny Christmas for her. I've been doing weather magic for years now and with magnificent success but it's one of those things where it seems so big that it can't actually be real. Except, a sunny Christmas without snow is what I ordered.
White Christmas ‘unlikely’ but health alert issued amid falling UK temperatures
Christmas Day expected to be dry and bright, with low temperature warnings posing greater risk to vulnerable people
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December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just came to still images, most of which were fully clothed but suggestive. My sexuality has had a hard reset. Love it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Mockler: He said he grabbed women because they let him do it. You heard that clip, right? Abuse of power dynamics. Now that he's in office, he's abusing these same power dynamics to cover up the files, delay the releases, redact.
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Oh GB News. Have a day off and enjoy a mince pie.

How dare I talk positively about migration & refugee rights at this time of year that should be about *checks notes* good tidings and warm wishes.

Tune in at 3pm to watch and judge for yourself.

Merry Christmas everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The secret to proper Mogwai care is to force feed them during the day so that they've zero appetite at night. Some think it cruel but they have a natural expansion kink and will eventually grow into a Big Foot.
Need a last-minute gift? Go pick up a Mogwai.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
First name.. Tim.
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM