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Dee Evelyn
@deeboom.bsky.social
Rootin' Tootin' Magpie Salutin' T-Slur

Stupid Sexy Sarlacc Pit.

Fax me on my allotment

hof ic mine eagan || to þam hean beorge
þær ic fultum fand || fælne æt þearfe

☠️ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴

she/her
Pinned
Also if they can be cute that would be a bonus
2026 is the year of blocking and muting all influencers

And all people who adopt the posting style and mannerisms of influencers

I don't want to be influenced, it's one of the longest reigning personality traits I have.

Fuck off and take your parasitic relationship with the algorithm with you
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Been accused of having Bike Autism by @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social and I must protest.

I just like bikes

OK?
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Oh, has one of the toothless extremists who lives purely to torment you and stochastically terrorise you published another unhinged screed in an increasingly far-right, billionaire owned publication?

You must share this with all of your traumatised trans siblings IMMEDIATELY

😑 come on now
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You simply do not have to read the telegraph or care what anyone who writes for it says.

You are simply, and once again, anointing it with a credibility and gravitas it neither deserves or warrants.

Your participation is expected, you can withdraw your participation at any point
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
But I want the nice underwear I ordered to be here NOW

😖😖😖
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Greta Van Fleet Foxes

Merzbauhaus

Hüsker Dü Make Say Think

30 Seconds To Mars Volta
ruin two bands by combining them:

Siouxsie Sioux Solid Crew
ruin two bands by combining them: modest ratt
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is the longest time I've gone without singing, doing a stupid accent, laughing, crying, humming, whispering or just having a conversation

It's so fucking weird and kind of really painful tbh.

Life isn't normal anymore
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Question is, do I dress slutty for the nature reserve?
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dita Von T-Slur
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Wonder if JKR is paying attention to how everyone is talking about Bardot being a grotty little racist twat and how that's overshadowed much of what she did in her sadly long life.

(Course she's not paying attention)
December 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
After a few weeks of only still beverages I seem to have forgotten how to deal with fizzy drinks
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is what I imagine is inside all of those inflatable head latex drone suits btw.

Muffled sounds of Timperley Sunset heard from within.
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"They're selling Frank Sidebottom heads on Temu, man. The shittest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Little Frank here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

You know we have.

We really have."
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don't trust 99% of the shit people in hyperspecific subreddits say about their literal specialist subjects.

You think I'm gonna trust a cold-reading magic 8 ball AI with a world-ending thirst?

Nah.

Nah.

Fucking come on man
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trans broads breaking out the cheese at 11:15pm, maybe we are a threat to the fabric of society after all
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Blustery but bright day visiting Hordron Edge Stone circle, or The Seven Stones of Hordron, or the Large Hordron Collider
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Finally bought a BMX stem for the project bike that's been sat in my front room for years, just need bottom bracket, rear mech, single cranks, brake levers, cables, brake pads, grips, chain and pedals now

🫣
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Not consuming cultural products because the people who make/star in them have disgusting views is second nature to trans people.

But for some that seems to stop with trans issues

We should also find it as easy to boycott stuff for Palestine tbh.

Our oppression is linked
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Today would be a great day for someone to send me their copy of American Football's album (the house one) on CD that they don't listen to anymore cos I'm fed up of it not turning up in charity shops
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Dita Von Teasmade
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today would be a great day for someone to send me their copy of American Football's album (the house one) on CD that they don't listen to anymore cos I'm fed up of it not turning up in charity shops
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Blustery but bright day visiting Hordron Edge Stone circle, or The Seven Stones of Hordron, or the Large Hordron Collider
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Alright @groltonisthedog.bsky.social where's this one going?
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
New tattoo design cos I been thinking on it for a while now
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Dee Evelyn
A foggy stroll over the solstice last week. If you like fog, gloom, and old graveyards you might want to stick around.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM