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my diagnosis means you're not allowed to get angry at me // middle aged in the middle lands // absolute hoor for the chips // noise addict
Pinned
thinkin bout her
that lion looks like me when i'm trying to suck a girl's dick without moving from laying next to her in bed
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
saved you a click: it's pornogrind
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
mad how american football released one ep and one album before breaking up and never got back together for any lacklustre reunion albums or put out a load of cash-in merch to capitalise on the popularity of their tiny but perfect discography
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
transmisogyny is not being able to bike ride to my doctor appt so i can wear a skirt and look like a real girl (not faking)
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
sometimes she does her shot and i feel better cus i look up and there's a hot dyke showing me her butt. right there! wow
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
wakefield is responsible for SO much suffering. from direct deaths and lifelong disabilities due to vaccine denial, the furthering stigma of autistic people and increased demand for aba, all the way to denying kids puberty blockers and hormones. hell is not hot enough for that cunt.
I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.
This is the large domino, with the small domino being some random quack in the UK in 1998 trying to undermine the existing MMR vaccine so his business partner can swoop in with his own. Instead he lost his work credentials and now kids are dying needlessly all over the world, so great job everyone.
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
fan-art of the bialetti man taking it raw
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 AM
beating the dysphoria by looking in the mirror and saying "andre the giant was actually pretty cool"
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by runa
RT if you're tired
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 AM
if you can split an apple in half with your hands you are a lesbian
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
picked up a nice teapot, but didn't find either of these on today's charity ship trawl. ah well, next time
all i want in life is a salt glazed stoneware butter crock and a fat arse that jiggles when i walk
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
all i want in life is a salt glazed stoneware butter crock and a fat arse that jiggles when i walk
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
talking to my smart meter like i'm ben kingsley in sexy beast (2000)
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 AM
turns out the dilberito does NOT cure prostate cancer
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
this is gross. but does anyone else remember how 'cross bones style' is inspired by and about south african orphans whose parents were killed by the diamond trade, and how cat power went on to do music for a de beers ad
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
slightly diminish a band:

and you will assume it's us by the trail of dead
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And So I Watch You From A Foot Away
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Animals as Middle Management
January 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
porn mags in the woods
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
the stumble
Slightly diminish a band

American Foosball
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They Might Be Taller Than Average
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
sloppy from a girl who just demolished a whole bag of jakemans
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
always funny to me that this is the same man
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
lotr pitch ideas:

- destroy every copy of the hobbit films
- lobotomise peter jackson
- fit andy serkis with a shock collar that goes off within 500m of any mocap studio
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
my soul is the shape of a cooling tower
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
ruin two bands by combing them:

the gerogerigoogoodolls
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Greta Van Fleet Foxes

Merzbauhaus

Hüsker Dü Make Say Think

30 Seconds To Mars Volta
ruin two bands by combining them:

Siouxsie Sioux Solid Crew
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
once rode a lift in gatwick airport with lionel blair. he reeked of fags
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
been masking up in public to make sure i don't get my gf sick post-surgery, and all the good liberal folk out there look at me like i'm mental 👍🏻 very cool
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM