Hellvetika
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UK,Saucy trans genius/ditz. ☭
What happens on Bluesky.. 🍕
AuDHD (pls be patient)
Writer for the economist
🔞 https://linktr.ee/hellvetikaseraph
UK,Saucy trans genius/ditz. ☭
What happens on Bluesky.. 🍕
AuDHD (pls be patient)
Writer for the economist
🔞 https://linktr.ee/hellvetikaseraph
Taken before that comment was made. Yeah.. I get it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Taken before that comment was made. Yeah.. I get it.
Just been watching the Spiderman movies for the first time with the youngest and said I used to be much like Spiderman. Had to show him this to believe me. I used to walk up these walls and could do handstand pushups.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just been watching the Spiderman movies for the first time with the youngest and said I used to be much like Spiderman. Had to show him this to believe me. I used to walk up these walls and could do handstand pushups.
I love my handbag.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love my handbag.
Uh.. This is after taking off my full goth outfit. Casual wear you know.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Uh.. This is after taking off my full goth outfit. Casual wear you know.
My dysphoria: "You'll never achieve femininity or womanhood up to a standard that pleases you."
My 9 year old step son watching batman the animated series for the first time: "Oh, she's you! She even sounds like you!"
😳
The character:
My 9 year old step son watching batman the animated series for the first time: "Oh, she's you! She even sounds like you!"
😳
The character:
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My dysphoria: "You'll never achieve femininity or womanhood up to a standard that pleases you."
My 9 year old step son watching batman the animated series for the first time: "Oh, she's you! She even sounds like you!"
😳
The character:
My 9 year old step son watching batman the animated series for the first time: "Oh, she's you! She even sounds like you!"
😳
The character:
..... Don't do it. Even if you think you can. I don't know what that would do.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
..... Don't do it. Even if you think you can. I don't know what that would do.
Facebook threw this selfie photo back at me from the archives. Sometimes my brain tries to tell me that I've barely changed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Facebook threw this selfie photo back at me from the archives. Sometimes my brain tries to tell me that I've barely changed.
If you saw me in London, no you didn't.
Oxn were great.
Oxn were great.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you saw me in London, no you didn't.
Oxn were great.
Oxn were great.
I don't trust Pixel phones anymore — here's why share.google/jexbJjx3dmxA...
It amuses me that Google pushed this notification to me themselves 😂.
Someone's in their last day on the job I guess.
P.s where the cloud is involved to can forget about including the concept of privacy.
It amuses me that Google pushed this notification to me themselves 😂.
Someone's in their last day on the job I guess.
P.s where the cloud is involved to can forget about including the concept of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don't trust Pixel phones anymore — here's why share.google/jexbJjx3dmxA...
It amuses me that Google pushed this notification to me themselves 😂.
Someone's in their last day on the job I guess.
P.s where the cloud is involved to can forget about including the concept of privacy.
It amuses me that Google pushed this notification to me themselves 😂.
Someone's in their last day on the job I guess.
P.s where the cloud is involved to can forget about including the concept of privacy.
Selfies to feel better.
Goth selfie thread anyone?
Goth selfie thread anyone?
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Selfies to feel better.
Goth selfie thread anyone?
Goth selfie thread anyone?
Reincarnation? 🤭
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reincarnation? 🤭
Why are #outmagazine platforming a colourful cis man on trans day of remembrance?
Can't we have ONE DAY when "centrist" gay men show some fucking unity and stop being complicit in our erasure and social murder?
ONE F*CKING DAY?!
Can't we have ONE DAY when "centrist" gay men show some fucking unity and stop being complicit in our erasure and social murder?
ONE F*CKING DAY?!
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Why are #outmagazine platforming a colourful cis man on trans day of remembrance?
Can't we have ONE DAY when "centrist" gay men show some fucking unity and stop being complicit in our erasure and social murder?
ONE F*CKING DAY?!
Can't we have ONE DAY when "centrist" gay men show some fucking unity and stop being complicit in our erasure and social murder?
ONE F*CKING DAY?!
I got a decent tip so, as thanks.. A somewhat rushed and poor quality tablet video taken at night 😅 I'll do better at some point.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got a decent tip so, as thanks.. A somewhat rushed and poor quality tablet video taken at night 😅 I'll do better at some point.
Send one dollar and I'll post the video version of this.
Seriously, just one dollar. Especially nice if multiple people did.
www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika
Seriously, just one dollar. Especially nice if multiple people did.
www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Send one dollar and I'll post the video version of this.
Seriously, just one dollar. Especially nice if multiple people did.
www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika
Seriously, just one dollar. Especially nice if multiple people did.
www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika
Anyway I have this hand. I wanted to photoshop a flame into it but I can't be bothered.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Anyway I have this hand. I wanted to photoshop a flame into it but I can't be bothered.
My opinion on the season 3 Yen and Geralt sex scene.
What is this Hallmark-level prudish bullshit? You can see music videos with bouncing boobs and sweat dripping from two impacting bodies. The computer games were more arousing. Yawnsville. 3/10 nookies.
What is this Hallmark-level prudish bullshit? You can see music videos with bouncing boobs and sweat dripping from two impacting bodies. The computer games were more arousing. Yawnsville. 3/10 nookies.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My opinion on the season 3 Yen and Geralt sex scene.
What is this Hallmark-level prudish bullshit? You can see music videos with bouncing boobs and sweat dripping from two impacting bodies. The computer games were more arousing. Yawnsville. 3/10 nookies.
What is this Hallmark-level prudish bullshit? You can see music videos with bouncing boobs and sweat dripping from two impacting bodies. The computer games were more arousing. Yawnsville. 3/10 nookies.
STFU I'm sleeping.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
STFU I'm sleeping.
I've finally found out what it was about. Some shitty perv telling lies.
Not only does my GF not have an older brother but if they knew me, they'd know I'm not her "friend", I'm her partner. (Classic sapphic "just friends" moment)
Not only does my GF not have an older brother but if they knew me, they'd know I'm not her "friend", I'm her partner. (Classic sapphic "just friends" moment)
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've finally found out what it was about. Some shitty perv telling lies.
Not only does my GF not have an older brother but if they knew me, they'd know I'm not her "friend", I'm her partner. (Classic sapphic "just friends" moment)
Not only does my GF not have an older brother but if they knew me, they'd know I'm not her "friend", I'm her partner. (Classic sapphic "just friends" moment)
My boobs look incredible in this photo.
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My boobs look incredible in this photo.
@bsky.app need to stop this. Neither one of these images is explicit. Your AI has gone off the rails as ever.
It's a thong and a slightly gauzy bra. 🤦🏼♀️
It's a thong and a slightly gauzy bra. 🤦🏼♀️
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@bsky.app need to stop this. Neither one of these images is explicit. Your AI has gone off the rails as ever.
It's a thong and a slightly gauzy bra. 🤦🏼♀️
It's a thong and a slightly gauzy bra. 🤦🏼♀️