Zeph
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Developer Wrangler, Queer, Toy Robots. Simple As.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Air's Moon Safari
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Air's Moon Safari
Survivors of the re-education camps of 2028 be carving this into their AK47s
Japan: The Asahi Shimbun reports the name of the merged CDP (Centre-left) & Komeito (Centre-right) party is "中道改革", which translates to "Centrist Reform".
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Survivors of the re-education camps of 2028 be carving this into their AK47s
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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NEW | It’s finally here…
The 25 Worst Columns of 2025, Part Five: Second World War Brain, Imaginary Theme Parks, and Sympathy for Andrew
brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-25-wor...
The 25 Worst Columns of 2025, Part Five: Second World War Brain, Imaginary Theme Parks, and Sympathy for Andrew
brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-25-wor...
The 25 Worst Columns of 2025, Part Five: Second World War Brain, Imaginary Theme Parks, and Sympathy for Andrew
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Possibly. Will you wish you'd forgotten this final painful pentalogy of bad columns? Definitely.
brokenbottleboy.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
NEW | It’s finally here…
The 25 Worst Columns of 2025, Part Five: Second World War Brain, Imaginary Theme Parks, and Sympathy for Andrew
brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-25-wor...
The 25 Worst Columns of 2025, Part Five: Second World War Brain, Imaginary Theme Parks, and Sympathy for Andrew
brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-25-wor...
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Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Every printer built after 1996 was an affront to god
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every printer built after 1996 was an affront to god
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Extremely cool and also a reminder that conservatives in America campaigned so hard against HPV vaccination because they thought getting a vaccine to prevent cancer by preventing HPV would make a bunch of teenagers have sex
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Extremely cool and also a reminder that conservatives in America campaigned so hard against HPV vaccination because they thought getting a vaccine to prevent cancer by preventing HPV would make a bunch of teenagers have sex
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Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
I've been saying for years we should be considering the economic policies of Ultimecia, and finally someone is listening.
If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I've been saying for years we should be considering the economic policies of Ultimecia, and finally someone is listening.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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This one is personal.
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This one is personal.
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
I think this might be my favourite thing ever
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think this might be my favourite thing ever
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
oh my god
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
oh my god
suction reservoir would be my drag name
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
suction reservoir would be my drag name
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the Defiant-class design was perfect for shark-mouth nose art, it's a crime they never actually did it
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the Defiant-class design was perfect for shark-mouth nose art, it's a crime they never actually did it
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TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
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