Zeph
@pork.markets
Developer Wrangler, Queer, Toy Robots. Simple As.
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TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
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i don’t see the appeal of expedition 33. if i wanted to see the french suffer I’d watch eurovision
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i don’t see the appeal of expedition 33. if i wanted to see the french suffer I’d watch eurovision
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
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It is voting day 1/? in the uk. For a good primer on UK politics I recommend this book:
May 2, 2024 at 11:38 AM
It is voting day 1/? in the uk. For a good primer on UK politics I recommend this book:
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But they could double their market by selling cheese to females!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But they could double their market by selling cheese to females!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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How it feels sometimes
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How it feels sometimes
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Don't make me tap the sign
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't make me tap the sign
Truly inspirational sayings on the chalkboard at this bar
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Truly inspirational sayings on the chalkboard at this bar
You know I didn't ever wonder what would happen if the entirity of pop culture since the millenium and fifteen crates of red bull had a child, but fortunately I don't have to since GiGi Murin exists
September 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You know I didn't ever wonder what would happen if the entirity of pop culture since the millenium and fifteen crates of red bull had a child, but fortunately I don't have to since GiGi Murin exists
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At this point, I have just accepted that today we must suffer through the 21st night of September.
September 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
At this point, I have just accepted that today we must suffer through the 21st night of September.
Can't be arsed to shave since all my shaving kit is in the other bathroom that we can't use since its leaking so just having to come to terms that I will look like pound store jack black for a few weeks.
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can't be arsed to shave since all my shaving kit is in the other bathroom that we can't use since its leaking so just having to come to terms that I will look like pound store jack black for a few weeks.
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I know they're mostly for kids but I fucking love a capri-sun
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I know they're mostly for kids but I fucking love a capri-sun
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*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
September 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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rest in fucking piss
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
rest in fucking piss
People clutching their pearls about a fascist dying, you're complicit, that's what you fucking are.
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
People clutching their pearls about a fascist dying, you're complicit, that's what you fucking are.
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every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer