Zeph
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Developer Wrangler, Queer, Toy Robots. Simple As.
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
Don't make me tap the sign
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't make me tap the sign
Truly inspirational sayings on the chalkboard at this bar
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Truly inspirational sayings on the chalkboard at this bar
It was cold enough to wear a hoodie today for the first time in about a million months
September 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It was cold enough to wear a hoodie today for the first time in about a million months
Wierd that Kier Starmer only has two looks:
1 - Harry Potter's Nazi uncle
2 - Somebody asked a golden retreiver to do calculus
1 - Harry Potter's Nazi uncle
2 - Somebody asked a golden retreiver to do calculus
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wierd that Kier Starmer only has two looks:
1 - Harry Potter's Nazi uncle
2 - Somebody asked a golden retreiver to do calculus
1 - Harry Potter's Nazi uncle
2 - Somebody asked a golden retreiver to do calculus
Corfu really blazing a trail here. I'd like to see stanstead offer quad bikes. Fuck you duty free! I scream as I annihilate a toblerone mountain.
May 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Corfu really blazing a trail here. I'd like to see stanstead offer quad bikes. Fuck you duty free! I scream as I annihilate a toblerone mountain.
This man is going to win Eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This man is going to win Eurovision
Sod Friday, this is a good Saturday
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sod Friday, this is a good Saturday
Feels so much more like spring today, after basically a month of gloom. Cats are enjoying it
March 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Feels so much more like spring today, after basically a month of gloom. Cats are enjoying it
Ah shit. The user agent trick works for me from a non-DO (aws) endpoint for that image, bit shite to just cordon off DO, I guess they must be getting abuse from them.
January 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ah shit. The user agent trick works for me from a non-DO (aws) endpoint for that image, bit shite to just cordon off DO, I guess they must be getting abuse from them.
This new version of only connect is shite, I have no idea what this one is
December 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
This new version of only connect is shite, I have no idea what this one is
How's the weather in britain now? Well it could be worse, it's LL.L°C and 99% humidity.
December 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
How's the weather in britain now? Well it could be worse, it's LL.L°C and 99% humidity.
I had to go into London again today so please enjoy this photo of 3 birds on a buoy
November 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I had to go into London again today so please enjoy this photo of 3 birds on a buoy
The legacy guardians go bots are some amazing looking toys. Mad that IDT had this for £25.
#transformers
#transformers
November 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
The legacy guardians go bots are some amazing looking toys. Mad that IDT had this for £25.
#transformers
#transformers
One of the reasons I’m grateful for 3rd party transformers is that we can get daft things like this mini grand galvatron set. He was on screen like this for like 15 secs in a Japanese episode, yet I can have a tiny fat galvatron on my desk to play with
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 AM
One of the reasons I’m grateful for 3rd party transformers is that we can get daft things like this mini grand galvatron set. He was on screen like this for like 15 secs in a Japanese episode, yet I can have a tiny fat galvatron on my desk to play with
I find something compelling about infrastructure that’s both in use and kind of decaying at the same time
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I find something compelling about infrastructure that’s both in use and kind of decaying at the same time
Your corner shop doesn’t have an animatronic dromaeosaurid
November 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Your corner shop doesn’t have an animatronic dromaeosaurid