Savage Tapioca
@poppadog.bsky.social
Stay-at-home dog father. Obsessed with cleaning, dogs, and cleaning my dogs. Easily twice as weird as you think. Pfp coming soon
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Savage Tapioca
@poppadog.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Stop calling it a "CPAP mask". That's the charging port for a sex machine
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Sporkfoot is resigning?!
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sporkfoot is resigning?!
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Every day, I try to grow as a person, which has driven my personal tailor to seek counseling
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every day, I try to grow as a person, which has driven my personal tailor to seek counseling
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sorry, but I'll be waiting for the release of Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair in a few decades
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
sorry, but I'll be waiting for the release of Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair in a few decades
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
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Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
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“I could do what you do if I had all those tools!”
Mf I got these tools by doing what I do without them
Mf I got these tools by doing what I do without them
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“I could do what you do if I had all those tools!”
Mf I got these tools by doing what I do without them
Mf I got these tools by doing what I do without them
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
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Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
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@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes
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Publix had a 370% profit increase over 2024. Tell me again how its inflation making food costs skyrocket?
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Publix had a 370% profit increase over 2024. Tell me again how its inflation making food costs skyrocket?
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
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If these walls could talk that would be pretty spooky
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If these walls could talk that would be pretty spooky
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Here ya go. Give this a minute or two.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here ya go. Give this a minute or two.
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Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Does he even own a suit?
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November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My dog just made me take her outside so she could get a stick to bring inside to play with. She is currently playing with it right next to a basket of about 30 toys she never touches.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My dog just made me take her outside so she could get a stick to bring inside to play with. She is currently playing with it right next to a basket of about 30 toys she never touches.