Savage Tapioca
@poppadog.bsky.social
Stay-at-home dog father. Obsessed with cleaning, dogs, and cleaning my dogs. Easily twice as weird as you think. Pfp coming soon
Hey, everybody! Look how clean my dogs are 😍🤩
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hey, everybody! Look how clean my dogs are 😍🤩
This is Brutus. He hates storms. He and I hide in the bathroom when the thunder rolls. I hope your boy is doing better
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is Brutus. He hates storms. He and I hide in the bathroom when the thunder rolls. I hope your boy is doing better
One year ago today, we lost my boy to cancer. Everyone, this was Java. He was an asshole, and I loved him with all my heart.
In memoriam: Java T. Javadog, called "Moose"
Feb 22, 2014-Aug 22, 2024
In memoriam: Java T. Javadog, called "Moose"
Feb 22, 2014-Aug 22, 2024
August 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
One year ago today, we lost my boy to cancer. Everyone, this was Java. He was an asshole, and I loved him with all my heart.
In memoriam: Java T. Javadog, called "Moose"
Feb 22, 2014-Aug 22, 2024
In memoriam: Java T. Javadog, called "Moose"
Feb 22, 2014-Aug 22, 2024
There was a show set in the DC universe called "Powerless". Alan Tudyk was in it. Ran 2016-17. Is this the show you were thinking of?
April 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
There was a show set in the DC universe called "Powerless". Alan Tudyk was in it. Ran 2016-17. Is this the show you were thinking of?
I had to Google "Globglogabgalab" and it showed me this picture and I don't know if I can forgive you
February 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I had to Google "Globglogabgalab" and it showed me this picture and I don't know if I can forgive you
Of course. Allow me
December 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Of course. Allow me
Happy Long Night, to my fellow cavemen who celebrate. Remember to grill your meats before sundown and sleep communally for warmth tonight. Stay safe, and I'll see you on the other side!
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Happy Long Night, to my fellow cavemen who celebrate. Remember to grill your meats before sundown and sleep communally for warmth tonight. Stay safe, and I'll see you on the other side!
Who called it "screaming into the void" instead of "getting the Edvard Munch-ies"?
November 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Who called it "screaming into the void" instead of "getting the Edvard Munch-ies"?
HOLY SHIT FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES!! It worked, and it's delicious. Still room for improvement, but I made sourdough pizza crust from scratch, without a recipe, just vibes!!
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
HOLY SHIT FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES!! It worked, and it's delicious. Still room for improvement, but I made sourdough pizza crust from scratch, without a recipe, just vibes!!
Out of the oven. This is my best attempt at this so far
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Out of the oven. This is my best attempt at this so far
Going to try making homemade pizza again. About to go in the oven. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
November 26, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Going to try making homemade pizza again. About to go in the oven. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
Charlie Munger always reminded me of a geriatric Animorphs character halfway through changing into a dolphin
November 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Charlie Munger always reminded me of a geriatric Animorphs character halfway through changing into a dolphin
OMG, I haven't thought about that movie in years! Shelly Long is the best!!🥰
September 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
OMG, I haven't thought about that movie in years! Shelly Long is the best!!🥰
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,089,110!
I stand at the vanguard of the stragglers. I am first of the worst, earliest of the last, a bold standard of excellence for the mediocre.
My domain is the median, my deviations standardized. Welcome to the middle. It's just fine here
I stand at the vanguard of the stragglers. I am first of the worst, earliest of the last, a bold standard of excellence for the mediocre.
My domain is the median, my deviations standardized. Welcome to the middle. It's just fine here
September 17, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,089,110!
I stand at the vanguard of the stragglers. I am first of the worst, earliest of the last, a bold standard of excellence for the mediocre.
My domain is the median, my deviations standardized. Welcome to the middle. It's just fine here
I stand at the vanguard of the stragglers. I am first of the worst, earliest of the last, a bold standard of excellence for the mediocre.
My domain is the median, my deviations standardized. Welcome to the middle. It's just fine here
This will be their first original program
August 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
This will be their first original program
TFW you both just learned exactly what the weasel pops out of
July 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
TFW you both just learned exactly what the weasel pops out of
I just ordered two bottles from them, that I matched to my wife's cat's eyes and toes. She's going to love them!
June 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I just ordered two bottles from them, that I matched to my wife's cat's eyes and toes. She's going to love them!
Hear me out: "Super Pac Man", but done in the style of The Boys
May 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Hear me out: "Super Pac Man", but done in the style of The Boys
I did this wrong. Anyway, here's mine
April 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I did this wrong. Anyway, here's mine