Ol’ Zeke
@pontiustonight.bsky.social
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the chiefs special teams coach is better at confronting fascism than anyone in the media or congress
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the chiefs special teams coach is better at confronting fascism than anyone in the media or congress
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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The electorate's 2025 post-Trump buyer's remorse is the most intense buyer's remorse since the electorate's 2017 post-Trump buyer's remorse.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The electorate's 2025 post-Trump buyer's remorse is the most intense buyer's remorse since the electorate's 2017 post-Trump buyer's remorse.
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The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.
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a core memory for me growing up is a friend of mine’s dad, born and raised in chicago, got so mad at the bears during a game that he spiked a lawn chair in his living room and it hit the ceiling
September 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a core memory for me growing up is a friend of mine’s dad, born and raised in chicago, got so mad at the bears during a game that he spiked a lawn chair in his living room and it hit the ceiling
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man i just did this and it's beautiful
A while ago, we started a #FixItFriday tradition. We keep a running list - large & small, digital & analog, anything broken or annoying - and work on it together.
Today's 30-second fix: to remove AI "preview" from search results, here's the setting for Chrome users: www.reddit.com/r/techsuppor...
Today's 30-second fix: to remove AI "preview" from search results, here's the setting for Chrome users: www.reddit.com/r/techsuppor...
August 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
man i just did this and it's beautiful
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
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It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
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Watching movies in which heroes stand up for the little guy, do the unpopular brave thing simply because it is right, help those in need, are kind to people different from them, and grinding my teeth in frenzied rage at this political bias that is personally attacking me, a massive piece of shit.
July 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Watching movies in which heroes stand up for the little guy, do the unpopular brave thing simply because it is right, help those in need, are kind to people different from them, and grinding my teeth in frenzied rage at this political bias that is personally attacking me, a massive piece of shit.
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I've been thinking a lot about the difference between doing a "search" and doing "research" and how that works with conspiracy theory/lies to control our public sphere. Here's an old thread from 2023
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've been thinking a lot about the difference between doing a "search" and doing "research" and how that works with conspiracy theory/lies to control our public sphere. Here's an old thread from 2023
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Tyrese Haliburton is really good, and I can see how what I am about to write could read as critical, but there are some subtle but noticeable Jar-Jar Binks Notes to his style that make him extra interesting to watch. He's about as silly-seeming as a player this good can be.
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Tyrese Haliburton is really good, and I can see how what I am about to write could read as critical, but there are some subtle but noticeable Jar-Jar Binks Notes to his style that make him extra interesting to watch. He's about as silly-seeming as a player this good can be.
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45 minutes into an hour-long sensory deprivation float session.
My brain: “Was Samuel Dalembert ever on the Kings?”
My brain: “Was Samuel Dalembert ever on the Kings?”
June 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
45 minutes into an hour-long sensory deprivation float session.
My brain: “Was Samuel Dalembert ever on the Kings?”
My brain: “Was Samuel Dalembert ever on the Kings?”
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
Sophie B Hawkins, playing immaculate grid and getting a 25% rarity for Cleveland - giants player
🎶Damn. I wish I’d used Brett Butler🎶
🎶Damn. I wish I’d used Brett Butler🎶
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sophie B Hawkins, playing immaculate grid and getting a 25% rarity for Cleveland - giants player
🎶Damn. I wish I’d used Brett Butler🎶
🎶Damn. I wish I’d used Brett Butler🎶
@clueheywood.bsky.social - man this diamondbacks bullpen. Are you still watching this stuff nightly?
May 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social - man this diamondbacks bullpen. Are you still watching this stuff nightly?
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Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
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kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car
April 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car
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AOC speaks for me.
March 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
AOC speaks for me.
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Not to harp on this concept again, but the way a protection racket works is, once you pay once -- just once -- the mob owns your ass for life. Of course you will have a change of mind later. It won't matter.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not to harp on this concept again, but the way a protection racket works is, once you pay once -- just once -- the mob owns your ass for life. Of course you will have a change of mind later. It won't matter.
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You know, I thought I was done giving money to Democrats. But I’m going to happily donate to whoever primaries these feckless, weak motherfuckers
Hassan YES.
That’s it. Cloture passed by democrats to allow the CR to be enacted. Vote ongoing but the 8 Dems defected to get it across the line and it will get 60.
That’s it. Cloture passed by democrats to allow the CR to be enacted. Vote ongoing but the 8 Dems defected to get it across the line and it will get 60.
They are one vote short but the vote is still open.
Current YES votes cast
King
Durbin
Schatz
Cortez Masto
Still expected yes
Gillibrand
Fetterman
Schumer
They need one more fence sitter I think
Current YES votes cast
King
Durbin
Schatz
Cortez Masto
Still expected yes
Gillibrand
Fetterman
Schumer
They need one more fence sitter I think
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You know, I thought I was done giving money to Democrats. But I’m going to happily donate to whoever primaries these feckless, weak motherfuckers