Ol’ Zeke
@pontiustonight.bsky.social
Small childrens behavior can often be described as “Randall P McMurtry, but if he actually was insane”
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Small childrens behavior can often be described as “Randall P McMurtry, but if he actually was insane”
We see you King. Hang in there.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We see you King. Hang in there.
Screaming “I WILL NEVER RETIRE” in the saddest Ric Flair voice
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Screaming “I WILL NEVER RETIRE” in the saddest Ric Flair voice
This could be about any number of things and vigorous co-sign
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This could be about any number of things and vigorous co-sign
U talkin u2 2 Dei?
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
U talkin u2 2 Dei?
WD-40 guy nods respectfully
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
WD-40 guy nods respectfully
You obviously are not affiliated with the Black Widows of Pacoima, CA
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You obviously are not affiliated with the Black Widows of Pacoima, CA
If you like gausman and scherzer
And that other guy I can’t name
IF YOU LIKE VLADIMIR GUERRERO
And that other guy I can’t name
IF YOU LIKE VLADIMIR GUERRERO
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you like gausman and scherzer
And that other guy I can’t name
IF YOU LIKE VLADIMIR GUERRERO
And that other guy I can’t name
IF YOU LIKE VLADIMIR GUERRERO
I yelped audibly at this. EXCELLENT
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I yelped audibly at this. EXCELLENT
Huge blue tarp covering 85 percent of project, wheelbarrow full of rainwater sitting next to it
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Huge blue tarp covering 85 percent of project, wheelbarrow full of rainwater sitting next to it
The fact I’m here without a Ween or Terrapin Station tattoo on my forearm is one the sharps would’ve missed on
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The fact I’m here without a Ween or Terrapin Station tattoo on my forearm is one the sharps would’ve missed on
You are not LeBoef
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You are not LeBoef
“ I am Illinois governor JB Pritzker, and I’m running for president. I also have also isolated a weakness in the line on the Fresno state - Hawaii hoops game this Thursday. It’s a secret Vegas doesn’t want you to know! Call me! $.99 first minute, $1.99 for each additional minute.”
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“ I am Illinois governor JB Pritzker, and I’m running for president. I also have also isolated a weakness in the line on the Fresno state - Hawaii hoops game this Thursday. It’s a secret Vegas doesn’t want you to know! Call me! $.99 first minute, $1.99 for each additional minute.”
We can just do this every year until we’re dead
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We can just do this every year until we’re dead
Will enjoy him returning to the Cubs on a one and one “prove it” deal next year
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Will enjoy him returning to the Cubs on a one and one “prove it” deal next year
Gouted With the Sauce
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gouted With the Sauce