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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.

I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.

I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
The people celebrating Trump's "genius" 50 year mortgage plan are also the same people who buy into the, "you will own nothing and be happy", conspiracy meme, but their feeble minds operate with such cognitive dissonance that they will never make this connection.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
GB News, bunch of dickless quislings.
Why can't the BBC just be more impartial towards President Trump, like GB News, says Nigel Farage.

GB News:
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When you're too fash even for the OG Nazis.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Who knew, starving people wasn't popular.
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Nothing says sombre respectful reflection like a dog's arse.
and it's still not going to be the most insane Maximum Respect thing done to a dog on a niche British reality TV show. #GameOfWool
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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oh REALLY?
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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That time Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe tried to appeal to a different demographic
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“I love you.”
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
America isn't a real country is it?
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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"Where's your fucking poppy!?"
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Buffering.... Buffering.... Bullshitting
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Right, I’m off to watch that ‘Predator in Space’ film.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Heading into the weekend like
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Toxic company is toxic.
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Forensic wardrobing is a thing.
if someone is willing to pay for the products, i'd be willing to purchase these items, deconstruct them, and give them to expert tailors, shoemakers, and craftspeople for review. i will also see if i can track down the factories. i would be interested to know if these items are made in the US
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is that printed sheets of A4 paper stuck to the wall?
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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You absolutely would not want to be, or be anywhere near, any bottle of ketchup in what remains of the White House today.
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Massive collective sigh of relief from the roundabout painters who, after keeping a low profile since the Hungerford hero turned out to be Algerian, can finally go back online to resume demonising Muslims.
🔺BREAKING: France car ramming: 10 hurt in suspected terror attack in Saint Pierre

The suspect shouted ‘Allahu Akhbar’ as he was arrested on the French holiday island of Oléron ⬇️
France car ramming: 10 hurt in suspected terror attack in Saint Pierre
France car ramming: 10 hurt in suspected terror attack in Saint Pierre
www.thetimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"Let it rip". What could possibly go wrong?
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Watching this junk is as toxic for your soul as Coke is to your guts.
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The last time New York celebrated this hard, four fellas were standing in a steaming pile of marshmallow.
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I haven't seen New York this happy since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer.
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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We now go over LIVE to the White House.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM