planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Crashed the economy AND killed the Queen with the hand shake of death.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Crashed the economy AND killed the Queen with the hand shake of death.
Where's their fucking poppies?
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Where's their fucking poppies?
That ad is as toxic for your soul as their product is for your guts.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That ad is as toxic for your soul as their product is for your guts.
It's basically a wombles simulator but once you've wombled around and picked up all your rubbish, some arsehole shoots you at the extraction point and steals all your junk. I do not understand the appeal.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's basically a wombles simulator but once you've wombled around and picked up all your rubbish, some arsehole shoots you at the extraction point and steals all your junk. I do not understand the appeal.
It's modelled after the look his eleventy children use when they have to say it while holding down a little bit of sick.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's modelled after the look his eleventy children use when they have to say it while holding down a little bit of sick.
Atari in the 80s basically created a new genre with every game and half of those had some weird esoteric control scheme or hardware. Glorious stuff. Miss those days.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Atari in the 80s basically created a new genre with every game and half of those had some weird esoteric control scheme or hardware. Glorious stuff. Miss those days.
Didn't his mum just dish them out as birthday presents?
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Didn't his mum just dish them out as birthday presents?
Do Americans like that shit? It's creepy culty shit. Like shopping with Scientology.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Do Americans like that shit? It's creepy culty shit. Like shopping with Scientology.
Normally, Grok just makes up the fake details to back up the ket addled fantasy falling from his lying fash maw.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Normally, Grok just makes up the fake details to back up the ket addled fantasy falling from his lying fash maw.
Drop a nuke down his neck.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Drop a nuke down his neck.
Just create an "Empire Tax" that only the most patriotic Brexit voters get to pay. Seal the deal with a promise of a free flag for everyone on the new tax code.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just create an "Empire Tax" that only the most patriotic Brexit voters get to pay. Seal the deal with a promise of a free flag for everyone on the new tax code.
And importantly, no negative downsides for them. My parents are livid about the audacity of the french to demand their fingerprints at the border.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
And importantly, no negative downsides for them. My parents are livid about the audacity of the french to demand their fingerprints at the border.
I wish they'd do other fish that's not just Tuna, Salmon, or Prawn. The supermarket sushi offering hasn't changed much for a decade.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I wish they'd do other fish that's not just Tuna, Salmon, or Prawn. The supermarket sushi offering hasn't changed much for a decade.