planetmatt
banner
planetmatt.bsky.social
planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.

I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.

I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Crashed the economy AND killed the Queen with the hand shake of death.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Where's their fucking poppies?
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That ad is as toxic for your soul as their product is for your guts.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's basically a wombles simulator but once you've wombled around and picked up all your rubbish, some arsehole shoots you at the extraction point and steals all your junk. I do not understand the appeal.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's modelled after the look his eleventy children use when they have to say it while holding down a little bit of sick.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Atari in the 80s basically created a new genre with every game and half of those had some weird esoteric control scheme or hardware. Glorious stuff. Miss those days.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Didn't his mum just dish them out as birthday presents?
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Do Americans like that shit? It's creepy culty shit. Like shopping with Scientology.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Normally, Grok just makes up the fake details to back up the ket addled fantasy falling from his lying fash maw.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Drop a nuke down his neck.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Just create an "Empire Tax" that only the most patriotic Brexit voters get to pay. Seal the deal with a promise of a free flag for everyone on the new tax code.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
And importantly, no negative downsides for them. My parents are livid about the audacity of the french to demand their fingerprints at the border.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I wish they'd do other fish that's not just Tuna, Salmon, or Prawn. The supermarket sushi offering hasn't changed much for a decade.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM