planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
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"CoPilot, cross reference my wife's location data with the locations of all her mutuals"
Absolute gift for coercive/controlling spouses and wrong-uns.
Absolute gift for coercive/controlling spouses and wrong-uns.
Apple is reportedly working on an AirTag-sized AI wearable
Apple is reportedly working on an AirTag-sized AI wearable
Apple’s AI Pin.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"CoPilot, cross reference my wife's location data with the locations of all her mutuals"
Absolute gift for coercive/controlling spouses and wrong-uns.
Absolute gift for coercive/controlling spouses and wrong-uns.
Base notes of diet coke, heart notes of corruption and crime, with top notes of spicy sexual assault.
I'm old enough to remember when Carter had to sell his peanut farm to avoid the appearance of conflict of interest.
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Base notes of diet coke, heart notes of corruption and crime, with top notes of spicy sexual assault.
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Look at the President of Indonesia. Absolute unit. We should send him to knock Trump over.
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Look at the President of Indonesia. Absolute unit. We should send him to knock Trump over.
Anyone wanna chip in for an Uber and fix the worst timeline?
how far is Davos from Dignitas
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Anyone wanna chip in for an Uber and fix the worst timeline?
Imposter syndrome is dead. Next time you have to public speak, remember the most powerful man on Earth dropped this drivel from his maw without shame or embarassment.
"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Imposter syndrome is dead. Next time you have to public speak, remember the most powerful man on Earth dropped this drivel from his maw without shame or embarassment.
Grifter does many grifts and grifter will not be held accountable in news which shocks nobody.
NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Grifter does many grifts and grifter will not be held accountable in news which shocks nobody.
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
started / going
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Interesting that Macron is using simplistic language, short words, short sentences. Probably because Trump caps out at a 4th grade reading level.
This is nuts.
World leaders are trying to do diplomacy. Trump is screenshotting and posting private messages from heads of state like it’s a gossip session.
World leaders are trying to do diplomacy. Trump is screenshotting and posting private messages from heads of state like it’s a gossip session.
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Interesting that Macron is using simplistic language, short words, short sentences. Probably because Trump caps out at a 4th grade reading level.
The Art of the Deal lads. The United States is currently at Trump Casino levels of functioning.
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The Art of the Deal lads. The United States is currently at Trump Casino levels of functioning.
Trump's neurosyphilis addled brain is gonna see those Aviators and wonder how Joe Biden became the French President.
International rules based order collapsing and its Macron giving a speech like this - inexplicably wearing sunglasses - that has truly sent me over the edge
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Trump's neurosyphilis addled brain is gonna see those Aviators and wonder how Joe Biden became the French President.
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ASK HIM IF POSH SLUT DROPPED AT THE WEDDING
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 AM
ASK HIM IF POSH SLUT DROPPED AT THE WEDDING
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
We thought losing our luggage and threatening to implement pay to wee was as low as Ryanair got. But no, now we have to worry about them randomly exploding on take off too.
Elon Musk asks followers if he should buy Ryanair ft.trib.al/bLaYYwN
Elon Musk asks followers if he should buy Ryanair
Tesla boss posts poll on X in escalation of Starlink spat with Michael O’Leary
ft.trib.al
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 AM
We thought losing our luggage and threatening to implement pay to wee was as low as Ryanair got. But no, now we have to worry about them randomly exploding on take off too.
I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.
Given all the awfulness of everything enjoy this story of Veronica, an Austrian cow, with a knack for tool use.
‘Over 7 sessions of 10 trials, the researchers witnessed 76 instances of tool use as she grabbed the broom to scratch otherwise unreachable regions.’
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
‘Over 7 sessions of 10 trials, the researchers witnessed 76 instances of tool use as she grabbed the broom to scratch otherwise unreachable regions.’
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.
Should ban Facebook for the over 60s. Most are too dumb to realise they're getting "educated" by hostile state actors using the medium of memes.
UK government considering social media ban for children ft.trib.al/1LdXZ31
UK government considering social media ban for children
Ministers will also look at restricting addictive app features as part of a consultation on curbing harmful online activity
ft.trib.al
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Should ban Facebook for the over 60s. Most are too dumb to realise they're getting "educated" by hostile state actors using the medium of memes.
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Getting up to speed on the Brooklyn Beckham dramarama
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Getting up to speed on the Brooklyn Beckham dramarama
The pudding brain is now pure pudding. The man's legitimately insane.
January 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The pudding brain is now pure pudding. The man's legitimately insane.
Good grief.
Brooklyn Beckham’s statement is wild. Wild.
But no more so than this bit about his mother, Victoria “dancing on” him.
But no more so than this bit about his mother, Victoria “dancing on” him.
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Good grief.
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this is how you do advertising
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 AM
this is how you do advertising
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"l no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"l no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
Wait, somebody will pay me to shout shit at ICE?
Rep. Byron Donalds: "These agitators -- who by the way are paid, folks. America, they are paid to do this kind of mess."
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Wait, somebody will pay me to shout shit at ICE?
Diplomatic Bollard? Has the Independent seen or heard Kier Starmer?
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Diplomatic Bollard? Has the Independent seen or heard Kier Starmer?
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I regret to inform you that the Americans have woken up.
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I regret to inform you that the Americans have woken up.