@pkleinschmidt.bsky.social
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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I just want all of these kind of government and utility and agency accounts on here, where people can use lists and feeds to stay on top of important info regardless of The Algorithm
Snow Event Extended: Until Sunday, Nov. 30 at 11:59 p.m.
During this time, on-street parking is not allowed to ensure plows can clear roads safely & efficiently. Overnight parking exemptions are cancelled & vehicles left on the street may be ticketed or towed. More info https://bit.ly/4kj4TRY
During this time, on-street parking is not allowed to ensure plows can clear roads safely & efficiently. Overnight parking exemptions are cancelled & vehicles left on the street may be ticketed or towed. More info https://bit.ly/4kj4TRY
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just want all of these kind of government and utility and agency accounts on here, where people can use lists and feeds to stay on top of important info regardless of The Algorithm
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
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You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
October 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
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It was one of the most psychedelic, bizarre and beloved Canadian children's shows ever made.
Structured like a sketch comedy show around the comedic genius of Billy Van, it is well remembered even to this day.
This is the story of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein!
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Structured like a sketch comedy show around the comedic genius of Billy Van, it is well remembered even to this day.
This is the story of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein!
🧵 1/19
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It was one of the most psychedelic, bizarre and beloved Canadian children's shows ever made.
Structured like a sketch comedy show around the comedic genius of Billy Van, it is well remembered even to this day.
This is the story of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein!
🧵 1/19
Structured like a sketch comedy show around the comedic genius of Billy Van, it is well remembered even to this day.
This is the story of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein!
🧵 1/19
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
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Once more with feeling
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Once more with feeling
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
June 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
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Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
June 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
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@mtg-aaron.bsky.social hi! Big fan of your decks on the spike feeders. Recently picked up a goblin welder and wanted to do some shenanigans with Bosh. I saw you have a Bosh deck linked on moxfield. Fun? Thanks for your time!
June 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@mtg-aaron.bsky.social hi! Big fan of your decks on the spike feeders. Recently picked up a goblin welder and wanted to do some shenanigans with Bosh. I saw you have a Bosh deck linked on moxfield. Fun? Thanks for your time!
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CBC coverage on starving people killed by Israeli soldiers.
Lead: Israel denies it shot starving people.
Top quote:IDF media dude-not true, just trying to help. etc.
Journalist: "Serious" allegations but Israel says no.
Aid worker quote framed as more "allegations"
Just another day in the genocide.
Lead: Israel denies it shot starving people.
Top quote:IDF media dude-not true, just trying to help. etc.
Journalist: "Serious" allegations but Israel says no.
Aid worker quote framed as more "allegations"
Just another day in the genocide.
June 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
CBC coverage on starving people killed by Israeli soldiers.
Lead: Israel denies it shot starving people.
Top quote:IDF media dude-not true, just trying to help. etc.
Journalist: "Serious" allegations but Israel says no.
Aid worker quote framed as more "allegations"
Just another day in the genocide.
Lead: Israel denies it shot starving people.
Top quote:IDF media dude-not true, just trying to help. etc.
Journalist: "Serious" allegations but Israel says no.
Aid worker quote framed as more "allegations"
Just another day in the genocide.
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1. So I have a few thoughts on Elon Musk, ketamine, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, opium, Hitler's meth habit, William F. Buckley and the most pathetic acid trip in history, W. H. Auden, cocaine, Aldous Huxley, the CIA, and Silicon Valley, as well as other related matters.
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. So I have a few thoughts on Elon Musk, ketamine, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, opium, Hitler's meth habit, William F. Buckley and the most pathetic acid trip in history, W. H. Auden, cocaine, Aldous Huxley, the CIA, and Silicon Valley, as well as other related matters.
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borderline endearing at times
there’s an epitaph
there’s an epitaph
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: David Beckham was joined by Tom Cruise to watch the Champions League final. "His total lack of footballing knowledge was borderline endearing at times, and Cruise was never afraid to ask a dumb question."
Battle of the Broadcasts: Reviewing TNT, CBS Sports’ Champions League final
The UEFA Champions League final was presented in far different ways on either side of the Atlantic.
nyti.ms
June 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
borderline endearing at times
there’s an epitaph
there’s an epitaph
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Hockey players shake hands, say there are no hard feelings about the permanent brain damage
Hockey players shake hands, say there are no hard feelings about the permanent brain damage
Fans have been disappointed by the lack of injuries in recent games, complaining that if the players can remember their names by the end of the match, are they really even trying?
www.thebeaverton.com
May 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hockey players shake hands, say there are no hard feelings about the permanent brain damage