Julen 🐦⬛
@pixelparadox.bsky.social
29 bi/nb
Professional family disappointment
Call me Rome with the way I'd let myself be destroyed by some goths right now
Professional family disappointment
Call me Rome with the way I'd let myself be destroyed by some goths right now
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Julen 🐦⬛
@pixelparadox.bsky.social
· Nov 17
If I had a nickel for every time I saw one of my friend's ass before I even met them in person I'd have 2 nickels
Which isn't a lot but it's funny it happened twice
Which isn't a lot but it's funny it happened twice
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Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.
Anyone can be banned then. I've been mistaken for a man, a trans man and a trans woman before.
It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.
Whoever came up with the idea of putting epsom salts in baths I hope they got their entire ass ate good
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Whoever came up with the idea of putting epsom salts in baths I hope they got their entire ass ate good
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
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Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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[a third finger on the Monkey's Paw curls up] ah, just as we feared. the Monkey is now flipping us off
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[a third finger on the Monkey's Paw curls up] ah, just as we feared. the Monkey is now flipping us off
Do transphobic catholics deadname the popes?
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Do transphobic catholics deadname the popes?
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remember when they didn’t let this guy cook lol
Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
May 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
remember when they didn’t let this guy cook lol
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I reported on economics full-time in 2020. It taught me there are no incentives to have a baby in the US. Women in the US have to pay for pre-natal, medical and child care, earn less, do most of the parenting and chores, get promoted less, and are now at 27% higher risk of maternal mortality.
April 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I reported on economics full-time in 2020. It taught me there are no incentives to have a baby in the US. Women in the US have to pay for pre-natal, medical and child care, earn less, do most of the parenting and chores, get promoted less, and are now at 27% higher risk of maternal mortality.
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would be crazy if today was the day
March 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
would be crazy if today was the day
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shaking my head in the dairy aisle, loudly complaining that “it was never like this under Biden”
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
shaking my head in the dairy aisle, loudly complaining that “it was never like this under Biden”
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trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything
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I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote
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Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
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drinking a healing potion probably feels so good
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
drinking a healing potion probably feels so good
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nothing to me demonstrates that the state is feeling existential dread than the sheer lengths that they are going to parade luigi mangione around like a circus act.
innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.
innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.
December 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
nothing to me demonstrates that the state is feeling existential dread than the sheer lengths that they are going to parade luigi mangione around like a circus act.
innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.
innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.
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He is literally an assassin rogue from the 5e players handbook.
Each photo is hotter than the last, what is going ON??? His eyebrows are exquisite.
NYPD releases 2 new photos of man sought in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
Late Saturday, police released two additional photos of the suspected shooter that appeared to be from a camera mounted inside a taxi.
www.npr.org
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 PM
He is literally an assassin rogue from the 5e players handbook.