Perry
@pitfall47.bsky.social
Enjoyer of weird books, 90s sci-fi TV, dogs, and early 2000s internet comedy writing.
Occupational Safety nerd and I did a VA gig once for a fan-made Mass Effect podcast.
I also write silly modern horror fiction mods for TTRPGs
Occupational Safety nerd and I did a VA gig once for a fan-made Mass Effect podcast.
I also write silly modern horror fiction mods for TTRPGs
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know
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I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him
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This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
a group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the background
Alt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode)
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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Ken Burns’s Civil War 2
“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ken Burns’s Civil War 2
“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
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Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material
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Screw it, let's get this party started.
Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage
Get more from Zak's Planet of Garbage on Patreon
www.patreon.com
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Screw it, let's get this party started.
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Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
September 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
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The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.
The Life and Legacy of Charlie 4Chan - Truthdig
Public officials who went silent after Democratic lawmakers were executed in their homes are tripping over themselves to honor the man who franchised internet chan culture as politics.
www.truthdig.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.
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I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
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preorder this book! it's good!!
Hey @barnesandnoble.com is having their massive pre-order sale from now until the weekend! Background pic unrelated. I don't even know how it got there.
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #jauntycabhat
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #jauntycabhat
September 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
preorder this book! it's good!!
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oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah.
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah.
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a
May 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a
Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day.
EGM and later PC GAMER were the two big ones for me
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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If you need a visual representation of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @moviehooligan.bsky.social discussing adult baby Mickey Rooney I've got great news for you! Our animated video podcast is available for free on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn6...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell + Bonus Music Video!
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
www.youtube.com
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you need a visual representation of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @moviehooligan.bsky.social discussing adult baby Mickey Rooney I've got great news for you! Our animated video podcast is available for free on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn6...
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JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi
This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi
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Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.
buff.ly
April 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
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Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance.
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they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke
April 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke