Zak Koonce
@zakkoonce.bsky.social
Write comedy and talk shit. Co-Founder of @auralnauts.bsky.social
Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
The only thing a zombie apocalypse would give us is dipshits like this who would downplay the zombie threat and then put their own friends and family in danger by lying about getting bit.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The only thing a zombie apocalypse would give us is dipshits like this who would downplay the zombie threat and then put their own friends and family in danger by lying about getting bit.
New patreon post to get your motors purring.
Turbo Teen Preview | Zak's Planet of Garbage
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November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
New patreon post to get your motors purring.
Reposted by Zak Koonce
Today’s the day. We activate Auralnaut Singular
Auralnauts: We're Breaking Up (Real Edition)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today’s the day. We activate Auralnaut Singular
We always talk about big dick energy, but not enough about weird dick energy. Sometimes you see an action that is so inexplicably evil, you can only think “I bet that guy has an exceptionally weird dick”.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We always talk about big dick energy, but not enough about weird dick energy. Sometimes you see an action that is so inexplicably evil, you can only think “I bet that guy has an exceptionally weird dick”.
What a surprisingly delightful AI generated summary of my latest video. Even though computers are incapable of smell, it can still appreciate an entirely odor based bit.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What a surprisingly delightful AI generated summary of my latest video. Even though computers are incapable of smell, it can still appreciate an entirely odor based bit.
Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.
Cursed Takes: Horror Icons from Least to Most Smelly
YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage
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October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.
Happy Halloween, everyone. Here's some seasonal appropriate nonsense from ya boy.
10 Horror Icons from Least to most Smelly | Zak's Planet of Garbage
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October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy Halloween, everyone. Here's some seasonal appropriate nonsense from ya boy.
The earliest memory I have of thinking “Wow, I am watching something TRULY cursed.”
@zakkoonce.bsky.social forces @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social to watch a Corey Feldman musical this week in the DoggzZone. on.soundcloud.com/G3BOLqlN2Ea8...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 250, Rock and Roll Highschool Forever with Zak Koonce
Finally, a decent movie! Teenage rebellion, a warm sense of nostalgia, and the RAMONES! This is gonna kick ass!
I don't remember Corey Feldman being in this.
Anyway, thanks to Zak Koonce for bringi
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October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The earliest memory I have of thinking “Wow, I am watching something TRULY cursed.”
Got some new channel banner art today courtesy of @mvbramley.art
October 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got some new channel banner art today courtesy of @mvbramley.art
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One of the most TRUE signs I have ever seen at a march. Write this down and act upon it, friends.
#NoKings #Manhattan
#NoKings #Manhattan
October 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
One of the most TRUE signs I have ever seen at a march. Write this down and act upon it, friends.
#NoKings #Manhattan
#NoKings #Manhattan
New Patreon post talking about some future plans. Get hyped!
Channel Plans | Zak's Planet of Garbage
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October 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New Patreon post talking about some future plans. Get hyped!
Selling Black Phone’s child predator in the Fortnite store is a wild choice, but not as wild as including his kid snatchin’ Van.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Selling Black Phone’s child predator in the Fortnite store is a wild choice, but not as wild as including his kid snatchin’ Van.
A body horror film but it’s a man’s eyebrows and nose hairs taking over his entire head as he ages.
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A body horror film but it’s a man’s eyebrows and nose hairs taking over his entire head as he ages.
New YouTube channel is official. Give it a sub it you want more stuff like this
Turn Horror into Hope with Tremfya
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October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New YouTube channel is official. Give it a sub it you want more stuff like this
Screw it, let's get this party started.
Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage
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October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Screw it, let's get this party started.
This looks like someone tried jumping the train tracks with a flux capacitor powered dirt-bike.
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This looks like someone tried jumping the train tracks with a flux capacitor powered dirt-bike.
One of my favorite movie series also happens to be a spiral of increasingly insane karate stakes.
@zakkoonce.bsky.social brings you an epic tale of the increasingly insane Best of the Best movies. We love it so much, we set it FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/punc...
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One of my favorite movie series also happens to be a spiral of increasingly insane karate stakes.
My war crime: just wanting to make silly little videos while still being able to afford to fix my teeth and also wanting the same for others. I must be stopped at all costs.
September 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My war crime: just wanting to make silly little videos while still being able to afford to fix my teeth and also wanting the same for others. I must be stopped at all costs.
Working on a new project. Stay tuned.
September 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Working on a new project. Stay tuned.
Bad news. The rapture did actually happen and if you’re reading this, you’re a piece of fucking shit.
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bad news. The rapture did actually happen and if you’re reading this, you’re a piece of fucking shit.
Our family car growing up was the Ford Pinto model that was recalled for being a self destruct button on wheels, and realizing how little my life meant in the name of saving a buck is probably where a lot of my jokes come from.
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our family car growing up was the Ford Pinto model that was recalled for being a self destruct button on wheels, and realizing how little my life meant in the name of saving a buck is probably where a lot of my jokes come from.
Me listening to Borderlands 4 quest givers doing unskippable peepee and poopoo material when all I want is XP and new guns.
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me listening to Borderlands 4 quest givers doing unskippable peepee and poopoo material when all I want is XP and new guns.
One of the best thing I ever wrote was about Robert Redford’s nipples. Rest in peace, king.
September 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of the best thing I ever wrote was about Robert Redford’s nipples. Rest in peace, king.
Also patiently waiting for @jasonkpargin.bsky.social to make a TikTok explaining what a groyper is so my search engine stays pure and my algorithm can keep being nothing but my own pornographic preferences.
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Also patiently waiting for @jasonkpargin.bsky.social to make a TikTok explaining what a groyper is so my search engine stays pure and my algorithm can keep being nothing but my own pornographic preferences.
Patiently waiting for all the “YOU’RE PLAYING THIS GAME THAT CAME OUT 12 HOURS AGO WRONG” Borderlands guides so I don’t feel like a dumb fucking idiot for not min-maxing my hobby
September 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Patiently waiting for all the “YOU’RE PLAYING THIS GAME THAT CAME OUT 12 HOURS AGO WRONG” Borderlands guides so I don’t feel like a dumb fucking idiot for not min-maxing my hobby