Perry
@pitfall47.bsky.social
Enjoyer of weird books, 90s sci-fi TV, dogs, and early 2000s internet comedy writing.
Occupational Safety nerd and I did a VA gig once for a fan-made Mass Effect podcast.
I also write silly modern horror fiction mods for TTRPGs
Occupational Safety nerd and I did a VA gig once for a fan-made Mass Effect podcast.
I also write silly modern horror fiction mods for TTRPGs
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I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him
Your commitment to pun perspicacity is as admirable as it is tragic. Like the narrator of a cosmic horror story, electing madness over self preservation. Godspeed, Swaim.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Your commitment to pun perspicacity is as admirable as it is tragic. Like the narrator of a cosmic horror story, electing madness over self preservation. Godspeed, Swaim.
That's how you get those nerds who end up digging through references and searching for historical context to "get it" and end up looking like obsessive lunatics to their peers.
May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.
May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That's how you get those nerds who end up digging through references and searching for historical context to "get it" and end up looking like obsessive lunatics to their peers.
May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.
May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.
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Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.
The spirit of Dad in me greets the spirit of Dad in you, fellow dad.
April 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The spirit of Dad in me greets the spirit of Dad in you, fellow dad.
I think the kids are calling it "lore" but nerd shards has more gravitas.
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think the kids are calling it "lore" but nerd shards has more gravitas.