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around here, we believe in LAW & ORDER. We uphold the SANCTITY of LIFE as SACRED!!!
it is also ILLEGAL to be BORN
it is also ILLEGAL to be BORN
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Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution
August 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution
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trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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Disney for generations: fuck with our IP and we will literally fucking ruin your life
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Disney for generations: fuck with our IP and we will literally fucking ruin your life
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
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computer show me the grink and the hamburglar in love
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
computer show me the grink and the hamburglar in love
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in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
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85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
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mr president sir finally some good news sir, you can keep starving americans sir
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
mr president sir finally some good news sir, you can keep starving americans sir
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Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.
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everyone has that one friend who brought about the ruin of an empire
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
everyone has that one friend who brought about the ruin of an empire
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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bespoke dirt at regular dirt prices
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
bespoke dirt at regular dirt prices
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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mr beast, in the back of a well appointed towncar. he presses the button to talk to the driver. he holds it down. he does not say anything. he simply breathes, into the microphone. the driver has not seen his family in five years
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
mr beast, in the back of a well appointed towncar. he presses the button to talk to the driver. he holds it down. he does not say anything. he simply breathes, into the microphone. the driver has not seen his family in five years
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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The president gets to harm as many Americans as he wants defying whatever laws he pleases and our job is to be nice to him and make sure everyone agrees he's cool. Not sure what you people don't understand about that.
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The president gets to harm as many Americans as he wants defying whatever laws he pleases and our job is to be nice to him and make sure everyone agrees he's cool. Not sure what you people don't understand about that.
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Alex Jones’s world is collapsing all around him right now. He’s doing all the same media-bating lashouts he always does and since the media always covers him wrong (with few exceptions), you’re bound to see a lot of Alex Jones stuff show up soon. Here’s some context. 1/24
September 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Alex Jones’s world is collapsing all around him right now. He’s doing all the same media-bating lashouts he always does and since the media always covers him wrong (with few exceptions), you’re bound to see a lot of Alex Jones stuff show up soon. Here’s some context. 1/24
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Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
my neighbor is gradually sawing off all my limbs, but he is NOT trying to murder me! It is a series of regrettable maimings
August 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
my neighbor is gradually sawing off all my limbs, but he is NOT trying to murder me! It is a series of regrettable maimings