Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
I'm sorry kids but in this economy it's either Rocky OR Bullwinkle.
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I'm sorry kids but in this economy it's either Rocky OR Bullwinkle.
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Sadly, this actually sounds totally possible.
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Sadly, this actually sounds totally possible.
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Charlie Kirk: The Man Who Broke Politics
YouTube video by Alexander Avila
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You know the traditionally liberal and progressives people that comprise the fan base of *checks notes* professional wrestling? That can't be right.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
You know the traditionally liberal and progressives people that comprise the fan base of *checks notes* professional wrestling? That can't be right.
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
This is absolutely required viewing for old fans and those new to his channel. The last half hour of this is so incredibly righteous and vindicating.
As a tech dork who has loved his videos since forever, this one is unmissable. Required viewing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
As a tech dork who has loved his videos since forever, this one is unmissable. Required viewing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This is absolutely required viewing for old fans and those new to his channel. The last half hour of this is so incredibly righteous and vindicating.
As a tech dork who has loved his videos since forever, this one is unmissable. Required viewing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
As a tech dork who has loved his videos since forever, this one is unmissable. Required viewing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
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Immigrants can’t vote unless they have become American citizens.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Immigrants can’t vote unless they have become American citizens.
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sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.
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The former director of Project 2025 has positioned himself squarely in lockstep with the Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes wing of MAGA. A sign of the times
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The former director of Project 2025 has positioned himself squarely in lockstep with the Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes wing of MAGA. A sign of the times
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"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Bari Weiss’s new CBS hires include ‘germ theory denialist’ doctor
Dr Mark Hyman, who claimed he reduced his biological age by 20 years, brought on as a contributor
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
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It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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The banality of evil.
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The banality of evil.
It's almost always a bummer when someone who had a role in Home Alone 2 dies. Almost.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It's almost always a bummer when someone who had a role in Home Alone 2 dies. Almost.
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We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
I just did a little back of the napkin math that compared the launch of the NES to the launch of the xbox 360 against the xbox 360 launch to today.
We're already past it.
We're already past it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I just did a little back of the napkin math that compared the launch of the NES to the launch of the xbox 360 against the xbox 360 launch to today.
We're already past it.
We're already past it.
I think it's best Bluesky finds out this way that there's a new candidate for "Most Divorced Man"
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I think it's best Bluesky finds out this way that there's a new candidate for "Most Divorced Man"
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1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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They're squirming.
ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They're squirming.
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an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars
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Seth Moulton is calling for ICE to be prosecuted in no uncertain terms.
This is becoming a foundational political agreement for anyone seeing to oppose the regime. We need the broadest possible coalition all united about the necessity of caging these fucking monsters.
This is becoming a foundational political agreement for anyone seeing to oppose the regime. We need the broadest possible coalition all united about the necessity of caging these fucking monsters.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Seth Moulton is calling for ICE to be prosecuted in no uncertain terms.
This is becoming a foundational political agreement for anyone seeing to oppose the regime. We need the broadest possible coalition all united about the necessity of caging these fucking monsters.
This is becoming a foundational political agreement for anyone seeing to oppose the regime. We need the broadest possible coalition all united about the necessity of caging these fucking monsters.