Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
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NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
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Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
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If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
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30 Rock-ass Reality
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
30 Rock-ass Reality
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.
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Shampoo— It’s Now a Computers
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Shampoo— It’s Now a Computers
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
If you know the person who invented immodium go ahead and give them a high five from me.
The flu suuuuuuuucks
The flu suuuuuuuucks
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If you know the person who invented immodium go ahead and give them a high five from me.
The flu suuuuuuuucks
The flu suuuuuuuucks
Everyone in my household has the flu right now. This year's flu is serious business. I haven't been sick like this in a decade.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everyone in my household has the flu right now. This year's flu is serious business. I haven't been sick like this in a decade.
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Good article. We have reported about "Gender Exploratory Therapy" at EITM for years now - it's a subversive practice akin to "crisis pregnancy centers" that seeks to delay transition until the person gives up on being trans - they will NEVER let the trans teen transition.
Conversion therapy is quietly rebranding — and targeting trans youths
As political attacks on gender-affirming care escalate, parents and experts fear a resurgence of discredited “therapies” that seek to change transgender children’s identities.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Good article. We have reported about "Gender Exploratory Therapy" at EITM for years now - it's a subversive practice akin to "crisis pregnancy centers" that seeks to delay transition until the person gives up on being trans - they will NEVER let the trans teen transition.
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine someone voraciously supporting him while this happens? For years, even? While also badgering people like David Hogg?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine someone voraciously supporting him while this happens? For years, even? While also badgering people like David Hogg?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
All the Olivia Nuzzi journalist/politics ethics aside, the man is married. The darling of the crunchy, vaxx-skeptical, " Bible says pharmakia is witchcraft" Christian right is having public marital affairs and it's not even a talking point.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
All the Olivia Nuzzi journalist/politics ethics aside, the man is married. The darling of the crunchy, vaxx-skeptical, " Bible says pharmakia is witchcraft" Christian right is having public marital affairs and it's not even a talking point.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
Same playbook as evangelical churches caught in sex abuse scandals. All the talking points allowed in the closed information system are some variety of "Well its not THAT bad! It could have been SO much worse! They just want to exaggerate the details to make US look bad! They LOVE when we look bad!"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Same playbook as evangelical churches caught in sex abuse scandals. All the talking points allowed in the closed information system are some variety of "Well its not THAT bad! It could have been SO much worse! They just want to exaggerate the details to make US look bad! They LOVE when we look bad!"
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RIP pennies. You were good for certain things www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
RIP pennies. You were good for certain things www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
You will never make me not like Jimmy Kimmel. Mourning a friend like this is so real.
My first TV job was a production assistant on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I only talked to Cleto a handful of times, but he could not have been nicer. This is a very sad loss. Cherish the time you have with friends and make stuff with them if you have the chance.
#Scriptsky
youtu.be/0xlVAr6JZ9A
#Scriptsky
youtu.be/0xlVAr6JZ9A
Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You will never make me not like Jimmy Kimmel. Mourning a friend like this is so real.
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ZZ Top – La Grange (Asian Folk Metal Cover) | NiNi Music
YouTube video by Nini Music
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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They really stuck the landing on this one.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They really stuck the landing on this one.
"We need another hero to take down Dr. Doom! We just don't have the same fighting power on our team ever since Hawkeye left to explore outer space forever without sayimg goodbye!"
Anyone surprised by Renner being a racist creep hasn’t been paying attention.
Jeremy Renner’s Secret Texts And Alleged Threats Spark New Hollywood Scandal
Yi Zhou claims Jeremy Renner sent explicit clips and made threats, sparking what could be one of Hollywood’s most unsettling scandals.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"We need another hero to take down Dr. Doom! We just don't have the same fighting power on our team ever since Hawkeye left to explore outer space forever without sayimg goodbye!"
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A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]