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Sam 🍓
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video weirdo, holy fool, they
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SIGINT #711 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)

1. Antediluvian Plasma Cathedral
2. Electric Magnets
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Riding my tricycle through the fog with the Mortal Kombat soundtrack playing, I love my dumb life
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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during the Renaissance era they referred to the Moon as the "Gay Sun"
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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justin is cancelled again
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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happy birthday men
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Hon D’accord
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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There is a Bigfoot residing within Hickory Hill Park.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No lunt November
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I wouldn’t even say quiet piggy to an actual pig.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kids are home today and it’s hectic, but my daughter just called kissing “giving someone a high five with your mouth,” so I guess it’s not so bad
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve officially lost 50 lbs today. That doesn’t sound possible. That doesn’t even sound real.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Archie the orange cat is expressing her love by trying to crawl into my skin and merge essences
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Did Kruschev give the first ever shoegaze performance?
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Take note:
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First time watching Svankmajer’s Alice tonight, I’m so excitedddd
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thought about changing into a black turtleneck so I could brood more effectively. Which was so silly it cheered me up. A real ennui/offui moment.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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All the novelty “Bubba” license plates are sold out. Hm.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Hear me out: edible shampoo
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A little convenient that these scientists picked the word grehlin for the chemical that controls hunger, sounds like growlin, lazyasses
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Weird Al tickets acquired, will be my kid’s first concert 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM