Phil Hey
@philhey.bsky.social
Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!
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Just the worst way to start a day
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Just the worst way to start a day
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🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
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A former UK prime minister held responsible for tens of thousands of deaths while the US president calls for elected politicians to be hanged.
A jolt of a reminder that law and policy are ultimately about life and death.
And politicians are often not up to dealing with such things.
A jolt of a reminder that law and policy are ultimately about life and death.
And politicians are often not up to dealing with such things.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A former UK prime minister held responsible for tens of thousands of deaths while the US president calls for elected politicians to be hanged.
A jolt of a reminder that law and policy are ultimately about life and death.
And politicians are often not up to dealing with such things.
A jolt of a reminder that law and policy are ultimately about life and death.
And politicians are often not up to dealing with such things.
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VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
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Cool, let's make it happen.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cool, let's make it happen.
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SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
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the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric
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*wakes up* my name is Fozzymandias, waka waka
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
*wakes up* my name is Fozzymandias, waka waka
Maybe I'm just a luddite, but the Guardian app adding video thumbnails on its articles feels like a dangerous step towards it becoming another Facebook.
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maybe I'm just a luddite, but the Guardian app adding video thumbnails on its articles feels like a dangerous step towards it becoming another Facebook.
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Whenever I see this, I hear this. And now you probably will too.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Whenever I see this, I hear this. And now you probably will too.
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[jurassic park]
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
August 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
[jurassic park]
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
I need to rewatch Inglorious Basterds. I remember it as a film that started out as horrific and ended up silly. I can't remember anything about the rest of it.
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I need to rewatch Inglorious Basterds. I remember it as a film that started out as horrific and ended up silly. I can't remember anything about the rest of it.
I love this song and this video, but I always think about the woman in blue, who is basically the love interest in the video. I'm sure she's an accomplished performer and dancer, and this is probably the gig of her life. And they they get her to do... Nothing? Such a waste.
youtu.be/H5v3kku4y6Q?...
youtu.be/H5v3kku4y6Q?...
Harry Styles - As It Was (Official Video)
Share your videos with friends, family and the world
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love this song and this video, but I always think about the woman in blue, who is basically the love interest in the video. I'm sure she's an accomplished performer and dancer, and this is probably the gig of her life. And they they get her to do... Nothing? Such a waste.
youtu.be/H5v3kku4y6Q?...
youtu.be/H5v3kku4y6Q?...
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
We're having our kitchen done, and for sone reason we felt it would be a good idea to watch Grand Designs. I want to scream-cry.
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We're having our kitchen done, and for sone reason we felt it would be a good idea to watch Grand Designs. I want to scream-cry.
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It's remarkable how bad Corbyn is at politics, considering how long he's been a politician.
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's remarkable how bad Corbyn is at politics, considering how long he's been a politician.
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The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Is he, though? Has this piece of shit ever felt pressure to explain himself about anything?
I see little about this on Bluesky, probably because most people expected it was happening, and everyone kind of shrugged their shoulders.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
I see little about this on Bluesky, probably because most people expected it was happening, and everyone kind of shrugged their shoulders.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Boris Johnson under pressure to explain how private office follows funding rules
Office is part-funded by public duty costs allowance, which should only be used to support public work of former PMs
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Is he, though? Has this piece of shit ever felt pressure to explain himself about anything?
I see little about this on Bluesky, probably because most people expected it was happening, and everyone kind of shrugged their shoulders.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
I see little about this on Bluesky, probably because most people expected it was happening, and everyone kind of shrugged their shoulders.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...