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Justin
@someoneontwitter.bsky.social
Caffeine based life-form.

Professional typist, amateur dog walker. #ncfc

Norfolk UK feed : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zu5dl5nhuqzxhmbbxwr2kgt5/feed/norfolkuk
My kids are still taking the mickey for calling Korn a "niche band" 6 months ago - so I try not to have musical opinions in the house now. Also, probably them.
What is your biggest musical blindspot for someone precisely your age?

For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#ncfc with wilshere going 4 unbeaten with Luton, I suppose the absolute banter outcome of this would be that we appoint wilshere, who brings JHT and riddersholm in as his coaches...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A friend of a relation was called the wrong name by someone who had that wrong name as their name yesterday.

I'd like to think I'd have responded by calling them by my name in return, see how they like it.
I have unfollowed people on social media who have called me Andy. It’s not my name. I am not an Andy. You might as well call me Ronald. Call people by the name they want.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Reposted by Justin
Ps you can buy my work if you like. This is a good way to create sparkling magical vibes that act as a natural analgesic
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just in case anyone is in #Sheffield, isn't at Hillsborough or a firework display and fancies a night out with some new bands playing, my son is playing tonight at The Washington. Proud dad moment from afar.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Does anyone know what Derren Brown is doing at the moment?

Does he fancy hypnotising a couple of dozen footballers ?
It certainly doesn’t feel any better the morning after😕

Jeff Schlupp spoke after the game yesterday - thought he was pretty honest about where this group is at.

He believes it is a ‘psychological issue’ driving their second half no-shows👇 #NCFC

www.pinkun.com/sport/interv...
City's brittleness a psychological issue - Schlupp
Jeffrey Schlupp believes Norwich City's brittleness has become a psychological issue for the team.
www.pinkun.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Some pictures from a Halloween trail at high lodge park near Thetford this evening.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Did a...cat write this ?
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Irresponsibly posting my care homes' location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Given the number of deaths in qatar when they tried to build stadia on the ground, I very much hope this will not be built.
This will 100% not be built.
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#Norwich based artist with art for sale here.
All still available
I won’t add anything new just now as I’m tired and deflated, but I have lots of nice pictures for sale some of which attract gazes. Plz share if you’re kind and special

www.chloecumming.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Having watched Brentford beat Liverpool on Match of the day, I reckon they should show the full game to the #ncfc squad on Monday morning. Far from perfect, made some mistakes but bodies were on the line and they got the result.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Accidentally set an emo trap in the stairwell at John Lewis today, we parked there, (I can't afford to shop there !), and while waiting to pay for the parking, my emo mad daughter spotted an upright piano, and asked me where the G note is on it. 1 / 3
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm quite happy not to vote if all the other men are.
Far be it from me to say it’s men who are the problem, but…

A J L Partners poll of 5,000 16-40 year olds shows a widening gender divide in the UK.

Men aged 16-25:

Reform: 31%
Labour: 24%
Green: 14%

Women aged 16-25:

Labour: 27%
Green: 25%
Reform: 18%
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What's this going to do to astrology ? Are they going to have to make up some new nonsense to cater for this ?
What a great time to be a werewolf
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Who robbed the Louvre ?

Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the 1970s Outspan Orange.
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I've just had an advert on facebook, which said "Please vote for my song in a contest" - a contest for AI created songs.

So this guy is too lazy to write a song, too lazy to find an audience, just wants to pay some money to win a prize.

The snake is eating itself.
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I have yet to receive a leaflet through the door offering me 2 for 1 on a marajuana if I collect.

Is that how you say it ? A marajuana ?
“The War on Drugs has failed… more people can get drugs more easily than they can order a pizza”

Caroline Lucas, former Green Party Leader, defends the party's policy to legalise all drugs, adding that regulation takes them “out of the hands of the criminal gangs”.

#Newsnight
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
notification from facebook.

err, 'scuse me ? no, thankyou very much.
October 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Google is killing my industry so it can be coy about dogs’ chess abilities
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you will never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Lentil soup
Titanic
You say it best when you say nothing at all.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Okra

What Dreams May Come

You Get What You Give
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Brussels Sprouts

Videodrome

I Will Survive
October 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me, hoovering the dust off the robot vacuum in the corner : yep, AI is a bubble for sure.
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So when is the Portland Frog vs ICE game coming out then ?

A beat em up where you win with dance moves ? I'm here for that.
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM