Pat E III
@pfe3.bsky.social
Latino, texan, Puro San Anto ( #SanAntonio for everyone else), writer with a day job, Cismale, pronouns are he/him, born in 1992.
DMs will be answered as soon as I tamp my anxiety enough to answer you back
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Pat E III
@pfe3.bsky.social
· Oct 17
My toxic trait is wanting tools and tech that I wouldn't use ever. I want this so bad, I'd put googly eyes on it and name it too.
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Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
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manual labor? you mean hand jobs
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
manual labor? you mean hand jobs
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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Vaxxed?
Schefter: Aaron Rodgers believed to have "a slight break" in his left wrist.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Vaxxed?
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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If I saw an elf on my shelf I would shoot in point blank with a glock, I can tell you that much
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I saw an elf on my shelf I would shoot in point blank with a glock, I can tell you that much
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Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
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I don't even like Nicolas Winding Refn all that much, but I love that he's hanging out with the pope.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't even like Nicolas Winding Refn all that much, but I love that he's hanging out with the pope.
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This is true, which is why I am advocating for a bill that will undo the baptisms of all serial traffic law violators, ensuring that they will be cast into the lake of fire alongside the Devil and his angels.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is true, which is why I am advocating for a bill that will undo the baptisms of all serial traffic law violators, ensuring that they will be cast into the lake of fire alongside the Devil and his angels.
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He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
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Fascinating that the cause of collapse of both major parties has not just been basically identical (cost of living and service failings creating unpopularity, chasing radical right tail on immigration fuelling in-bloc schism), but that doubling down has persisted long after failure became clear.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fascinating that the cause of collapse of both major parties has not just been basically identical (cost of living and service failings creating unpopularity, chasing radical right tail on immigration fuelling in-bloc schism), but that doubling down has persisted long after failure became clear.
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Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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So basically, we are a country with every single one of our institutions demonstrably corrupt. The rich, elites, billionaires, politicians, all of them are in a deep informal conspiracy against the American people to enrich themselves.
That's about when you need a real actual revolution, right?
That's about when you need a real actual revolution, right?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So basically, we are a country with every single one of our institutions demonstrably corrupt. The rich, elites, billionaires, politicians, all of them are in a deep informal conspiracy against the American people to enrich themselves.
That's about when you need a real actual revolution, right?
That's about when you need a real actual revolution, right?
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
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time for liberals to start asking themselves why the Democratic party, confronting a historically unpopular, pedophile president, is completely unable to resist his agenda
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
time for liberals to start asking themselves why the Democratic party, confronting a historically unpopular, pedophile president, is completely unable to resist his agenda
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
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2025:
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
2025:
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I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
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It's driving me batty that nobody except Heather Cox Richardson, the Washington Monthly, and myself is covering Trump's race to sell off (for likely demolition) "the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal," w/ murals by Ben Shahn, Philip Guston, etc. I've furnish links below to help reporters get started.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's driving me batty that nobody except Heather Cox Richardson, the Washington Monthly, and myself is covering Trump's race to sell off (for likely demolition) "the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal," w/ murals by Ben Shahn, Philip Guston, etc. I've furnish links below to help reporters get started.