Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
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This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.
Grok denying the Holocaust here
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.
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I hope that guy's hand is okay. 👑
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hope that guy's hand is okay. 👑
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With the greatest respect, it's effing Christmas in five weeks or something stupid like that, so if you're after some football-based nonsense for the less discerning in your life to to our shop, we've drawn like over 100 teams and plastered them on mugs and prints
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
With the greatest respect, it's effing Christmas in five weeks or something stupid like that, so if you're after some football-based nonsense for the less discerning in your life to to our shop, we've drawn like over 100 teams and plastered them on mugs and prints
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
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I got someone I like at work in the Secret Santa… any new/recent books about the 90s rave scene or early D&B scene ? Recommendations would be appreciated. Tah
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I got someone I like at work in the Secret Santa… any new/recent books about the 90s rave scene or early D&B scene ? Recommendations would be appreciated. Tah
Day out riding around the Solent in this. Bit boring but it's given me a day away from the man baby at work. Fucking freezing on that waterfront.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Day out riding around the Solent in this. Bit boring but it's given me a day away from the man baby at work. Fucking freezing on that waterfront.
I'd urge people to read Ultra Processed People by Chris Van Tulleken. It makes you think about every ingredient in your food. Supermarket bread is hard to avoid but it's not bread. It's full of shite that clings to your teeth.
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
World’s largest scientific review warns consumption of UPFs poses seismic threat to global health and wellbeing
Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.
UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'd urge people to read Ultra Processed People by Chris Van Tulleken. It makes you think about every ingredient in your food. Supermarket bread is hard to avoid but it's not bread. It's full of shite that clings to your teeth.
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Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
World’s largest scientific review warns consumption of UPFs poses seismic threat to global health and wellbeing
Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.
UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
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Marvellous for Scotland but I see Marciniak tried to make it all about him with another howler. I probably hate that bald, Polish, fascist wanker more than anyone in football.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Marvellous for Scotland but I see Marciniak tried to make it all about him with another howler. I probably hate that bald, Polish, fascist wanker more than anyone in football.
I've come to the boozer for the weekly quiz and it's now monthly. Fuming. Pints with my Preston pal though.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I've come to the boozer for the weekly quiz and it's now monthly. Fuming. Pints with my Preston pal though.
I'm in the middle of a training course on embalming. The bloke just put loads of pictures of post mortems up. Inside of skulls and that. I was eating my butties at the time. Might swerve the jam donut.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm in the middle of a training course on embalming. The bloke just put loads of pictures of post mortems up. Inside of skulls and that. I was eating my butties at the time. Might swerve the jam donut.
Remember when we used to think helping refugees and fellow humans in peril was a good thing. Nicholas Winton wasn't frisking them for stuff he could flog.
I'm watching a film called One Life about this wonderful man called Sir Nicholas Winton. He lived to the great age of 106. A long life well lived and well deserved I think.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Remember when we used to think helping refugees and fellow humans in peril was a good thing. Nicholas Winton wasn't frisking them for stuff he could flog.
I'd rather like the temperature to not dip too low. I'm on call next week and this is likely to finish quite a few off. I don't want to have to keep going out all night after a shit day at work.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'd rather like the temperature to not dip too low. I'm on call next week and this is likely to finish quite a few off. I don't want to have to keep going out all night after a shit day at work.
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million
In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.
London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.
And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.
London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.
And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million
In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.
London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.
And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.
London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.
And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
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After a court order, X refuses to take down the non consensual intimate images of a Canadian citizen in violation of the law.
They’re acting like a user saying they don’t want intimate images online for the world to see is equivalent to, idk, a US President censoring political opinions 🙄 1/
They’re acting like a user saying they don’t want intimate images online for the world to see is equivalent to, idk, a US President censoring political opinions 🙄 1/
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
After a court order, X refuses to take down the non consensual intimate images of a Canadian citizen in violation of the law.
They’re acting like a user saying they don’t want intimate images online for the world to see is equivalent to, idk, a US President censoring political opinions 🙄 1/
They’re acting like a user saying they don’t want intimate images online for the world to see is equivalent to, idk, a US President censoring political opinions 🙄 1/
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I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄
Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
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Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
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November 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄
Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
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Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?
It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage
🧵
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Norman Tebbit, Brighton, 1984.
Bed
Fucked
Fucked
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Norman Tebbit, Brighton, 1984.
Overheard a lady in the pub tonight say the word "cowyed/keaw yed" twice. Not a common word or accent around here. I went over and asked if she was from Westhoughton.
"Well, I'm the mayor of Westhoughton". Lovely people but all support them men. Shame.
"Well, I'm the mayor of Westhoughton". Lovely people but all support them men. Shame.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Overheard a lady in the pub tonight say the word "cowyed/keaw yed" twice. Not a common word or accent around here. I went over and asked if she was from Westhoughton.
"Well, I'm the mayor of Westhoughton". Lovely people but all support them men. Shame.
"Well, I'm the mayor of Westhoughton". Lovely people but all support them men. Shame.
Scotland are quite lucky that Greece don't know how to score.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Scotland are quite lucky that Greece don't know how to score.
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"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I've just seen a photo of the England rugby team holding a trophy for winning a friendly today. Do they get trophies for all their friendly matches?
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I've just seen a photo of the England rugby team holding a trophy for winning a friendly today. Do they get trophies for all their friendly matches?
I've decided a brutal reorganisation of the loft is in order. Low bar for sentimentality. Then I've got to these and I'm not sure what to do.
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've decided a brutal reorganisation of the loft is in order. Low bar for sentimentality. Then I've got to these and I'm not sure what to do.
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🚨BREAKING: 🚨 President Trump changed the flight designation for the presidential helicopter from Marine One to 'Black Hawk TUAH".
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🚨BREAKING: 🚨 President Trump changed the flight designation for the presidential helicopter from Marine One to 'Black Hawk TUAH".