Jumbocords
@johnnycashback.bsky.social
Partial to a arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.
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Jumbocords
@johnnycashback.bsky.social
· Aug 15
I’m loving that all the expert football pundits have written City off as 3rd/4th place also-rans for this season. May as well not bother. Liverpool have already won it, followed by plucky Arsenal
I see Amorim’s sacking made the news, 5th or 6th story… cos they’re a massive club
January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I see Amorim’s sacking made the news, 5th or 6th story… cos they’re a massive club
New Year. New Career. Best of luck Mr Eternal Sunshine
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
New Year. New Career. Best of luck Mr Eternal Sunshine
emkaaay 2026 new year new career. Let’s carpe diem the shit out of this guys
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
emkaaay 2026 new year new career. Let’s carpe diem the shit out of this guys
Great day on the lash, shit result, fucking tomorrow off & going for a few pints.
January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Great day on the lash, shit result, fucking tomorrow off & going for a few pints.
i’m not sure what is going on here
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i’m not sure what is going on here
Right I’m off to bed, fully expecting to read that Vanuatu has been invaded by the big orange paedo when i wake up
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Right I’m off to bed, fully expecting to read that Vanuatu has been invaded by the big orange paedo when i wake up
The last part of this Bowie documentary is a tough watch old watch
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The last part of this Bowie documentary is a tough watch old watch
Tin Machine were utter shit though, it’s fair to say
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Tin Machine were utter shit though, it’s fair to say
Well i’m off out for birthday pizza & pints with family, so that’s nice
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Well i’m off out for birthday pizza & pints with family, so that’s nice
China might has well invade Taiwan tomorrow while no one’s looking. There are no repercussions anymore
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
China might has well invade Taiwan tomorrow while no one’s looking. There are no repercussions anymore
Venezuela only has itself to blame. If it didn’t have oil they’d be safe from US attacks
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Venezuela only has itself to blame. If it didn’t have oil they’d be safe from US attacks
This Thing Lizzy gig on BB4 is ace
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This Thing Lizzy gig on BB4 is ace
In the office with fuck all to do. Just sat talking bollocks and having a brew. I could easily have done this from home #Presenteeism
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
In the office with fuck all to do. Just sat talking bollocks and having a brew. I could easily have done this from home #Presenteeism
Can’t see Citeh getting anything here, these Quashkai kuntz will turn us over tonight. No doubt in my mind
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Can’t see Citeh getting anything here, these Quashkai kuntz will turn us over tonight. No doubt in my mind
The famous Kop roar must have have phoned in sick
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The famous Kop roar must have have phoned in sick
You have to laugh at all those non-millionaires who voted him
The Trump administration is terminating a nonprofit’s management of three public Washington, DC, golf courses, in what may be the latest effort to put President Donald Trump’s stamp on local institutions.
Trump administration terminates nonprofit’s control over DC golf courses in possible takeover bid | CNN Politics
The Trump administration is terminating a nonprofit’s management of three public Washington, DC, golf courses, in what may be the latest effort to put President Donald Trump’s stamp on local instituti...
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January 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You have to laugh at all those non-millionaires who voted him
Clearing up… “New year, new swing bin liner”. I love the aging process. So much more easier now than being young, dancing hands in the air, coming up on an E on a sweaty dance floor without a care in the world
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Clearing up… “New year, new swing bin liner”. I love the aging process. So much more easier now than being young, dancing hands in the air, coming up on an E on a sweaty dance floor without a care in the world
Happy New Year to all. That’s the arse end of 2025 done
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year to all. That’s the arse end of 2025 done
Withnail & I is on now, Film4 (Freeview 14) for you connoisseurs. Happy New Year 🥳
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Withnail & I is on now, Film4 (Freeview 14) for you connoisseurs. Happy New Year 🥳
Just switched on Hootenanny. Barely 2 minutes in. It’s worse than Question of Sport. Fuck off Jools
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just switched on Hootenanny. Barely 2 minutes in. It’s worse than Question of Sport. Fuck off Jools
Just found a little Strawberry cheesecake flavoured Kitkat in the pantry Might save it till midnight
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just found a little Strawberry cheesecake flavoured Kitkat in the pantry Might save it till midnight
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Pictures of the staff who operate my account