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Penk
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The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
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edburmila.bsky.social
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
penk.bsky.social
What are these 8 wars that Trump settled? Any suggestions?

My guess: The Jocks & The Geordies. Haven't heard anything about that for a while. Read about it all the time as a kid in my weekly paper.
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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caenhillcc.bsky.social
All I wanted was to eat my lettuce. Emu’s Taz, Graham & Stanley had other ideas
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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balderdash.bsky.social
Everything sounds more romantic in French.
A P & O ferries sign in English, then French. ‘These toilets are not to be used for Cottaging. Ces toilettes ne doivent pas être utilisées pour 'le bumsex'
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
penk.bsky.social
It's twatting it down and gusty. Obviously, I'm on my way to a funeral in a cold church and doing a burial/sinking after it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
Hurrah for the Blackshirts
dankaszeta.bsky.social Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 13h
I think the Daily Mail is actually verging into sedition and subversion and treason.
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 AM
penk.bsky.social
My weather app lied to me. It was stopping raining at 9 for an hour or 2. Just checked and it's increasingly pissing it down for the next 2 hours. Off for a wet dog walk.
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
Or he could ask the president.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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jonzoidberg.xyz
Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, speaks for all of us!
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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publishingninja.bsky.social
So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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leithmotive.bsky.social
Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
penk.bsky.social
Imagine the state of his hangover when he has to go back to training.
evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social The Toffee Blues @evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social · 1d
🚨BREAKING! - Jack Grealish has suffered a suspected stress fracture to his foot. Concerns that he will miss months rather than weeks. Prognosis will be clearer after Grealish sees specialist in the coming days

(Source - David Ornstein, The Athletic )
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
penk.bsky.social
The latest Trump speech is more coherent than his other recent ones.
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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leftback.bsky.social
This guy's parents never showed him any affection.

I thoroughly resent my license fee paying his wages.
Gary O'Donoghue Chief North America correspondent at the White House This is the president in his most enigmatic and expansive mood. During the campaign this used to be called "the weave" – meandering from subject to subject, often the connections not immediately obvious. Then there are the odd little interludes – the most bizarre this time when he mused about a ring binder when he closed it and joked it could have taken his finger off. "I wouldn't have shown the pain," he tells the briefing room, and indeed the rest of the world. Trump sounds a little low on energy – we know he was up late last night posting on social media – but he unquestionably has stamina. This one could go on for very long.
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
penk.bsky.social
Liam Gallagher
Curly Watts
Pater Swayles
Bernard Manning
Can you hear me, Bernard Manning...
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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newseye.bsky.social
NEW: This is a REAL story in The Globe and Mail today.

Canadian Armed Forces are modelling responses to a US military invasion from the south.

They expect Canadian forces to be overrun in a fortnight, so the plan centres on Afghanistan-style insurgencies to inflict mass casualties on US troops
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EXTRACT FROM ARTICLE: Canada does not have the number of military personnel or the sophisticated equipment needed to fend off a conventional American attack, they said. So, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians would resort to ambushes, sabotage, drone warfare or hit-and-run tactics. EXTRACT FROM ARTICLE The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces, the official said. below is a photo of Canadian troops in Arctic fighting gear and guns with the caption: Canadian troops would engage in unconventional warfare, which includes ambushes, sabotage, raids, and hit-and-run tactics similar to what the mujahedeen and Taliban used in Afghanistan.
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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peggystuart.bsky.social
Found on Mastodon. This cartoon pretty much sizes up the #GreenlandTariffs situation. (Wish I could give credit to the artist.)
Stick figure on the left labeled with US flag yelling: Give me Greenland or I'll make US citizens pay more for your stuff. 5 stick figures on the right labeled with flags from Denmark, UK, Sweden, France and Norway, all huddled together and smiling at each other. Next, US stick figure on left watching, as the stick figures on the right look at him. UK stick figure has angry face and holds his thumb up. Finally US stick figure watches as the other stick figures go back to talking with each other and smiling.
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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beefeaterfella.bsky.social
🇩🇰🇬🇱 Denmark, a rally in support of Greenland and against Trump.
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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danielsugarman.bsky.social
This Europa League match on Thursday sounds like it’s going to be the friendliest in history.
Nice vs Go Ahead
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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tariqpanja.bsky.social
Perhaps an appropriate moment to post this one again

The World Cup’s Missing Mouthpiece www.nytimes.com/2022/12/16/s...
The World Cup’s Missing Mouthpiece (Published 2022)
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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stephenfarrow.bsky.social
Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
Threads post from Channel 4: @channel4 Because we did not win the BAFTA for best TV channel ever we have decided to try and claim ITV as ours.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
penk.bsky.social
Sake! I haven't even been on call for an hour yet and there's already potential zombies to neutralise.
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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sharonk.bsky.social
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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sickosfc.bsky.social
AFCONbelievable

The Paneka miss for Morocco
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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docwallace.bsky.social
The promo is already top notch:
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM