JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
· Nov 20
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
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Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
Congratulations Ashli Babbitt!
5 years free of Trump Derangement Syndrome!
5 years free of Trump Derangement Syndrome!
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Congratulations Ashli Babbitt!
5 years free of Trump Derangement Syndrome!
5 years free of Trump Derangement Syndrome!
30-50 million barrels of oil will be transferred to the United States and sold at market price, with the proceeds of the sale controlled by Trump himself.
Yep. Sounds like drugs were the impetus of this.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Yep. Sounds like drugs were the impetus of this.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump says Venezuela will be 'turning over' up to 50m barrels of oil to US
Earlier the president said US oil firms could be "up and running" in the country within 18 months.
www.bbc.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
30-50 million barrels of oil will be transferred to the United States and sold at market price, with the proceeds of the sale controlled by Trump himself.
Yep. Sounds like drugs were the impetus of this.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Yep. Sounds like drugs were the impetus of this.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This alone is impeachable.
If we weren't a country of functional illiterates, that is.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
If we weren't a country of functional illiterates, that is.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
Trump weighs using U.S. military to acquire Greenland: White House
President Donald Trump is considering "a range of options" in order to acquire Greenland, including "utilizing the U.S. Military," the White House said.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This alone is impeachable.
If we weren't a country of functional illiterates, that is.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
If we weren't a country of functional illiterates, that is.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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You cannot cover Dear Leader's face on your park pass or you will be punished.
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
You cannot cover Dear Leader's face on your park pass or you will be punished.
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
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Oil companies don't want to invest in Venezuela because once sanity returns, they will probably nationalize their assets again.
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
Big Oil doesn’t share Trump’s dream of making Venezuelan oil great again | CNN Business
President Donald Trump may have made a major miscalculation about Venezuela’s oil.
www.cnn.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Oil companies don't want to invest in Venezuela because once sanity returns, they will probably nationalize their assets again.
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
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January 6th. One of the most shameful days in our history happened during Trump's first term.
They've spent years rewriting it and a year trying to top it while Congress and the Supreme Court do nothing to stop them.
They've spent years rewriting it and a year trying to top it while Congress and the Supreme Court do nothing to stop them.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
January 6th. One of the most shameful days in our history happened during Trump's first term.
They've spent years rewriting it and a year trying to top it while Congress and the Supreme Court do nothing to stop them.
They've spent years rewriting it and a year trying to top it while Congress and the Supreme Court do nothing to stop them.
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How exactly would the White House have installed Machado as president if she'd refused her prize?
By pointing a gun at Venezuela and saying she's the president?
Right now we have guns pointing at them and the vestiges of the Maduro regime are 100% against us.
But sure, Machado could be in office.
By pointing a gun at Venezuela and saying she's the president?
Right now we have guns pointing at them and the vestiges of the Maduro regime are 100% against us.
But sure, Machado could be in office.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
How exactly would the White House have installed Machado as president if she'd refused her prize?
By pointing a gun at Venezuela and saying she's the president?
Right now we have guns pointing at them and the vestiges of the Maduro regime are 100% against us.
But sure, Machado could be in office.
By pointing a gun at Venezuela and saying she's the president?
Right now we have guns pointing at them and the vestiges of the Maduro regime are 100% against us.
But sure, Machado could be in office.
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Remember when Bannon told the GOP to flood the zone with bullshit so nobody had time to parse truth from fiction?
I preferred that to having so many concurrent violations of local laws, international law, human rights, and common decency that it's hard to decide which one is the most pressing.
I preferred that to having so many concurrent violations of local laws, international law, human rights, and common decency that it's hard to decide which one is the most pressing.
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Remember when Bannon told the GOP to flood the zone with bullshit so nobody had time to parse truth from fiction?
I preferred that to having so many concurrent violations of local laws, international law, human rights, and common decency that it's hard to decide which one is the most pressing.
I preferred that to having so many concurrent violations of local laws, international law, human rights, and common decency that it's hard to decide which one is the most pressing.
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Now, now, you need to understand that those oil companies are struggling just as much as the rest of us.
They might not make trillions if our tax dollars don't pay for everything except what taxes are fucking supposed to be used for.
www.nbcchicago.com/news/politic...
They might not make trillions if our tax dollars don't pay for everything except what taxes are fucking supposed to be used for.
www.nbcchicago.com/news/politic...
Trump says the U.S. may reimburse oil companies for rebuilding Venezuela's infrastructure
Big oil firms will either "get reimbursed by us or through revenue," Trump told NBC News in an exclusive interview.
www.nbcchicago.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Now, now, you need to understand that those oil companies are struggling just as much as the rest of us.
They might not make trillions if our tax dollars don't pay for everything except what taxes are fucking supposed to be used for.
www.nbcchicago.com/news/politic...
They might not make trillions if our tax dollars don't pay for everything except what taxes are fucking supposed to be used for.
www.nbcchicago.com/news/politic...
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They say that Venezuela was a DOJ operation, not a military one.
Is parking ships off the coast and "running" the country also contained in some batshit Cannon-signed bench warrant, or at some point is Congress going to remove this illegitimate regime before global war breaks out?
Is parking ships off the coast and "running" the country also contained in some batshit Cannon-signed bench warrant, or at some point is Congress going to remove this illegitimate regime before global war breaks out?
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
They say that Venezuela was a DOJ operation, not a military one.
Is parking ships off the coast and "running" the country also contained in some batshit Cannon-signed bench warrant, or at some point is Congress going to remove this illegitimate regime before global war breaks out?
Is parking ships off the coast and "running" the country also contained in some batshit Cannon-signed bench warrant, or at some point is Congress going to remove this illegitimate regime before global war breaks out?
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Forgiving student loans was an unacceptable overreach of presidential authority, but my entire government is preparing to put their hands in their pockets and whistle as multinational alliances are shattered and a malignant narcissist toddler starts a cataclysmic conflict because he fucks kids. 👍
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Forgiving student loans was an unacceptable overreach of presidential authority, but my entire government is preparing to put their hands in their pockets and whistle as multinational alliances are shattered and a malignant narcissist toddler starts a cataclysmic conflict because he fucks kids. 👍
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I understand that most Republicans hate Trump but they love that he united all the dumb fucks to get them into power.
But are they all willing to let him destroy NATO and start another World War before they end this?
Goddamn it, I know the answer. The world needs to unite against the US, fast.
But are they all willing to let him destroy NATO and start another World War before they end this?
Goddamn it, I know the answer. The world needs to unite against the US, fast.
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I understand that most Republicans hate Trump but they love that he united all the dumb fucks to get them into power.
But are they all willing to let him destroy NATO and start another World War before they end this?
Goddamn it, I know the answer. The world needs to unite against the US, fast.
But are they all willing to let him destroy NATO and start another World War before they end this?
Goddamn it, I know the answer. The world needs to unite against the US, fast.
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There it is. #1 on Putin's wish list. The destruction of NATO.
All it cost was a couple of elections and a pee tape.
www.politico.eu/article/nato...
All it cost was a couple of elections and a pee tape.
www.politico.eu/article/nato...
NATO is done if Trump invades Greenland, Danish PM warns
“Everything stops” if the U.S. annexes the Arctic island, Mette Frederiksen said.
www.politico.eu
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
There it is. #1 on Putin's wish list. The destruction of NATO.
All it cost was a couple of elections and a pee tape.
www.politico.eu/article/nato...
All it cost was a couple of elections and a pee tape.
www.politico.eu/article/nato...
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Will all the FIFA Peace Prize winners go to war with NATO or just the last one?
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Will all the FIFA Peace Prize winners go to war with NATO or just the last one?
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So once again Donnie went off script and now they have to invent the meaning of them "running" Venezuela.
They aren't running shit. They are pointing a gun at a hostage.
They aren't running shit. They are pointing a gun at a hostage.
Stephen Miller: "What the president said is true. The United States of America is running Venezuela ... by definition we are in charge because we have the US military stationed outside the country. We set the terms and conditions ... for them to do commerce, they need our permission."
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
So once again Donnie went off script and now they have to invent the meaning of them "running" Venezuela.
They aren't running shit. They are pointing a gun at a hostage.
They aren't running shit. They are pointing a gun at a hostage.
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So, you think our senile incompetents will be an upgrade?
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
So, you think our senile incompetents will be an upgrade?
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Colombian President Gustavo Petro dares Trump to come for him next.
"If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me."
The United States is a terrorist state.
"If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me."
The United States is a terrorist state.
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Colombian President Gustavo Petro dares Trump to come for him next.
"If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me."
The United States is a terrorist state.
"If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me."
The United States is a terrorist state.
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Is Whiskey Pete going to take a pay cut for saying the exact same thing to the troops back before it was Trump giving the illegal orders?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
Pentagon to cut Sen. Mark Kelly's military retirement pay over 'seditious' video: Hegseth
Sen. Mark Kelly and other members of Congress on the video reminded members of the U.S. military that they can refuse to follow illegal orders.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Is Whiskey Pete going to take a pay cut for saying the exact same thing to the troops back before it was Trump giving the illegal orders?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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Tim Walz has dropped his re-election bid for Minnesota Governor.
If this were 2028, I'd say he was running for president. Dropping out now, I'm not sure.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
If this were 2028, I'd say he was running for president. Dropping out now, I'm not sure.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz says he is dropping re-election bid
The announcement from Walz, a Democrat, comes amid heightened scrutiny of the state's handling of alleged child care fraud.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Tim Walz has dropped his re-election bid for Minnesota Governor.
If this were 2028, I'd say he was running for president. Dropping out now, I'm not sure.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
If this were 2028, I'd say he was running for president. Dropping out now, I'm not sure.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nbcn...
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They testified to Congress that it "wasn't about regime change" in Venezuela, but Trump admits they had coordinated this in advance with oil companies.
You should get impeached and removed for this shit. But they know they won't.
At this point we need ICC warrants and a nation to enforce them.
You should get impeached and removed for this shit. But they know they won't.
At this point we need ICC warrants and a nation to enforce them.
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
They testified to Congress that it "wasn't about regime change" in Venezuela, but Trump admits they had coordinated this in advance with oil companies.
You should get impeached and removed for this shit. But they know they won't.
At this point we need ICC warrants and a nation to enforce them.
You should get impeached and removed for this shit. But they know they won't.
At this point we need ICC warrants and a nation to enforce them.
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How's tomorrow sound?
Let us know when is good for you and we will have refreshments ready and the key will be under the welcome mat.
Let us know when is good for you and we will have refreshments ready and the key will be under the welcome mat.
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
How's tomorrow sound?
Let us know when is good for you and we will have refreshments ready and the key will be under the welcome mat.
Let us know when is good for you and we will have refreshments ready and the key will be under the welcome mat.
You cannot cover Dear Leader's face on your park pass or you will be punished.
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
You cannot cover Dear Leader's face on your park pass or you will be punished.
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Airbrushing a hogtied Biden on the back of your cuck truck is still protected speech, however.
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Oil companies don't want to invest in Venezuela because once sanity returns, they will probably nationalize their assets again.
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
Big Oil doesn’t share Trump’s dream of making Venezuelan oil great again | CNN Business
President Donald Trump may have made a major miscalculation about Venezuela’s oil.
www.cnn.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Oil companies don't want to invest in Venezuela because once sanity returns, they will probably nationalize their assets again.
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...
But what if he never leaves office?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...