JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
· Nov 20
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
Felt this was relevant today.
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Felt this was relevant today.
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Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.
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How long until ICE mistakenly sends Maduro back to Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
How long until ICE mistakenly sends Maduro back to Venezuela?
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At least Zelenskyy can make me smile today, albeit briefly, as an unchecked lunatic dares WW3 to start.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
At least Zelenskyy can make me smile today, albeit briefly, as an unchecked lunatic dares WW3 to start.
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What the fuck is it going to take for Venezuela to declare war on the United States?
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
What the fuck is it going to take for Venezuela to declare war on the United States?
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When do I get to wake up to the news that another nation has whisked away our dictator?
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
When do I get to wake up to the news that another nation has whisked away our dictator?
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So who will be the new governor of Venezuela? Peter Theil?
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
So who will be the new governor of Venezuela? Peter Theil?
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Venezuela is going to "pay" for their US occupation with oil. Because of course they will.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Venezuela is going to "pay" for their US occupation with oil. Because of course they will.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Now we are going to govern Venezuela.
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
'We are going to run the country': Trump says U.S. will govern Venezuela until there's a 'proper transition'
The announcement comes after Trump announced that the U.S. captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife following military strikes on the country.
www.nbcnews.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Now we are going to govern Venezuela.
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
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Hang on a minute, why would a guy who made a Child Porn factory be supporting Republicans?
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
Back for More? Elon Musk Hints That He's 'All In' for the GOP in 2026
Elon Musk hints at supporting the GOP in 2026 after past tensions with Trump.
redstate.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hang on a minute, why would a guy who made a Child Porn factory be supporting Republicans?
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
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Kyiv has humiliated Putin again by fabricating the death of a Ukrainian commander and collecting Russia's $500,000 bounty on him.
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
Denis Kapustin, commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK), was reported killed in action on Dec. 27.
kyivindependent.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Kyiv has humiliated Putin again by fabricating the death of a Ukrainian commander and collecting Russia's $500,000 bounty on him.
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
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Reposted by JonZoidberg
According to Rubio, we invaded a sovereign nation, bombed their capitol, and abducted their leader and his wife in self defense.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
According to Rubio, we invaded a sovereign nation, bombed their capitol, and abducted their leader and his wife in self defense.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Did they bring the machine guns with them to US soil during the kidnapping or do our laws extend to other hemispheres?
Just kidding. They don't extend to the White House.
Just kidding. They don't extend to the White House.
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Did they bring the machine guns with them to US soil during the kidnapping or do our laws extend to other hemispheres?
Just kidding. They don't extend to the White House.
Just kidding. They don't extend to the White House.
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Every state Attorneys General should file charges against Elon for creating a child porn generator. Don't let him buy a federal pardon out of this.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Every state Attorneys General should file charges against Elon for creating a child porn generator. Don't let him buy a federal pardon out of this.
How long until ICE mistakenly sends Maduro back to Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
How long until ICE mistakenly sends Maduro back to Venezuela?
At least Zelenskyy can make me smile today, albeit briefly, as an unchecked lunatic dares WW3 to start.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
At least Zelenskyy can make me smile today, albeit briefly, as an unchecked lunatic dares WW3 to start.
What the fuck is it going to take for Venezuela to declare war on the United States?
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
What the fuck is it going to take for Venezuela to declare war on the United States?
So who will be the new governor of Venezuela? Peter Theil?
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
So who will be the new governor of Venezuela? Peter Theil?
Venezuela is going to "pay" for their US occupation with oil. Because of course they will.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Venezuela is going to "pay" for their US occupation with oil. Because of course they will.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Venezuela is being saved.
Please do not resist.
Now we are going to govern Venezuela.
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
'We are going to run the country': Trump says U.S. will govern Venezuela until there's a 'proper transition'
The announcement comes after Trump announced that the U.S. captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife following military strikes on the country.
www.nbcnews.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Now we are going to govern Venezuela.
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Expect a Trump property in every urban area by the end of 2027. And them bombed in 2029.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Hang on a minute, why would a guy who made a Child Porn factory be supporting Republicans?
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
Back for More? Elon Musk Hints That He's 'All In' for the GOP in 2026
Elon Musk hints at supporting the GOP in 2026 after past tensions with Trump.
redstate.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hang on a minute, why would a guy who made a Child Porn factory be supporting Republicans?
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
If he's not in jail in January of 2029, America has failed.
redstate.com/bobhoge/2026...
Kyiv has humiliated Putin again by fabricating the death of a Ukrainian commander and collecting Russia's $500,000 bounty on him.
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
Denis Kapustin, commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK), was reported killed in action on Dec. 27.
kyivindependent.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Kyiv has humiliated Putin again by fabricating the death of a Ukrainian commander and collecting Russia's $500,000 bounty on him.
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
Slava Ukraini!
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
According to Rubio, we invaded a sovereign nation, bombed their capitol, and abducted their leader and his wife in self defense.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
According to Rubio, we invaded a sovereign nation, bombed their capitol, and abducted their leader and his wife in self defense.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.
A nation we are not at war with nor was retaliating for the many acts of war we already committed.