JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
The real $2000 check was the friends we made along the way.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The real $2000 check was the friends we made along the way.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Just like leadership from Democrats, you'll never see that money.
Too much Ketamine, or not enough Ketamine?
Please watch Elon collapse in real time as he calls Mamdani a lifetime swindler and Joe Rogan asks for a single example. Just one.
Please watch Elon collapse in real time as he calls Mamdani a lifetime swindler and Joe Rogan asks for a single example. Just one.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Too much Ketamine, or not enough Ketamine?
Please watch Elon collapse in real time as he calls Mamdani a lifetime swindler and Joe Rogan asks for a single example. Just one.
Please watch Elon collapse in real time as he calls Mamdani a lifetime swindler and Joe Rogan asks for a single example. Just one.
Why hasn't this been run by the Democrats constantly for the last 37 days and his previous record-setting shutdown?
There's always a tweet. Or a video.
There's always a tweet. Or a video.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why hasn't this been run by the Democrats constantly for the last 37 days and his previous record-setting shutdown?
There's always a tweet. Or a video.
There's always a tweet. Or a video.
Compare this video with the one from yesterday when a man passed out during a press conference and Trump did nothing but look pissed and RFK ran like he was about to be arrested.
Remember when our president was presidential? I do.
Remember when our president was presidential? I do.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Compare this video with the one from yesterday when a man passed out during a press conference and Trump did nothing but look pissed and RFK ran like he was about to be arrested.
Remember when our president was presidential? I do.
Remember when our president was presidential? I do.
This is Project 2029:
Prison for all these assholes, and coordinate with state AsG so another corrupt Republican president can't spring them from jail.
Prison for all these assholes, and coordinate with state AsG so another corrupt Republican president can't spring them from jail.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is Project 2029:
Prison for all these assholes, and coordinate with state AsG so another corrupt Republican president can't spring them from jail.
Prison for all these assholes, and coordinate with state AsG so another corrupt Republican president can't spring them from jail.
A guy at Trump's press conference has a medical episode and RFK flees the scene and Trump is upset the spotlight isn't on him.
These are the fuckers they voted for. You think they give a shit about anyone?
These are the fuckers they voted for. You think they give a shit about anyone?
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A guy at Trump's press conference has a medical episode and RFK flees the scene and Trump is upset the spotlight isn't on him.
These are the fuckers they voted for. You think they give a shit about anyone?
These are the fuckers they voted for. You think they give a shit about anyone?
Trump wasn't on the ballot, huh? Even Faux News reported that 71% of Sherrill voters turned out to oppose him.
It was 100% a referendum. I don't give a shit what Jesse Watters copes about it.
It was 100% a referendum. I don't give a shit what Jesse Watters copes about it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trump wasn't on the ballot, huh? Even Faux News reported that 71% of Sherrill voters turned out to oppose him.
It was 100% a referendum. I don't give a shit what Jesse Watters copes about it.
It was 100% a referendum. I don't give a shit what Jesse Watters copes about it.
To everyone in this video:
HAHHAHHHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!
HAHHAHHHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone in this video:
HAHHAHHHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!
HAHHAHHHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!
Credit to Adam Ellis! @adamtots.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Credit to Adam Ellis! @adamtots.bsky.social