Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
It couldn't be, could it?
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It couldn't be, could it?
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
Solo pint. The barmaid is doing online training, daughter's ill. Nobody will disturb it this week.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Solo pint. The barmaid is doing online training, daughter's ill. Nobody will disturb it this week.
Day out riding around the Solent in this. Bit boring but it's given me a day away from the man baby at work. Fucking freezing on that waterfront.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Day out riding around the Solent in this. Bit boring but it's given me a day away from the man baby at work. Fucking freezing on that waterfront.
That would likely be the Airbus Beluga. Also flies in over Chester to the factory in north Wales.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That would likely be the Airbus Beluga. Also flies in over Chester to the factory in north Wales.
I've decided a brutal reorganisation of the loft is in order. Low bar for sentimentality. Then I've got to these and I'm not sure what to do.
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've decided a brutal reorganisation of the loft is in order. Low bar for sentimentality. Then I've got to these and I'm not sure what to do.
Had one earlier. Might go back later when I walk the dogs. Cheers!
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Had one earlier. Might go back later when I walk the dogs. Cheers!
Much needed solo pint. This week can fuck off.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Much needed solo pint. This week can fuck off.
I've just had to replant somebody's ashes in a storm so her husband can join her. This photograph makes it seem much less miserable than it was. Soaked for the day because we have one uniform (1 set as well) for every job we do. That includes my wet shoes. Sake!
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've just had to replant somebody's ashes in a storm so her husband can join her. This photograph makes it seem much less miserable than it was. Soaked for the day because we have one uniform (1 set as well) for every job we do. That includes my wet shoes. Sake!
Keep my Bob's name out your mouth.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Keep my Bob's name out your mouth.
As is yours. She's the mental one. I've got two of the 'normous nosed knobheads. Victor's got a huge snout on him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As is yours. She's the mental one. I've got two of the 'normous nosed knobheads. Victor's got a huge snout on him.
We got this free with a bottle of rum from Tesco today. I may have broken it trying to take it off.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
We got this free with a bottle of rum from Tesco today. I may have broken it trying to take it off.
I made a very late decision to make lasagne for tea tonight. It's nearly ready but everyone is starving.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I made a very late decision to make lasagne for tea tonight. It's nearly ready but everyone is starving.
My Pampas Grass is fucking luscious. I need to show them, not tell them.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Pampas Grass is fucking luscious. I need to show them, not tell them.
Got both hounds with us. Vic likes Adam the guitarist.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got both hounds with us. Vic likes Adam the guitarist.
My belt disintegrated whilst having a quick poo. This is going to give the wrong impression now when I return to the table. I'll have to bum Adam and Lucy won't I?
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My belt disintegrated whilst having a quick poo. This is going to give the wrong impression now when I return to the table. I'll have to bum Adam and Lucy won't I?
I'll be over for some lung juice shortly. I've just had to return my massive coat first.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'll be over for some lung juice shortly. I've just had to return my massive coat first.
It was called a military coat. Similar to this. It's so thick, I doubt I'll wear it unless the temperature is below zero. Even then, I'd probably only have one layer under.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It was called a military coat. Similar to this. It's so thick, I doubt I'll wear it unless the temperature is below zero. Even then, I'd probably only have one layer under.
Went to see the light show down the cathedral tonight. Very impressive but everything looked better through the phone camera. Makes a change having a bit of culture on a Friday. Pint?
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Went to see the light show down the cathedral tonight. Very impressive but everything looked better through the phone camera. Makes a change having a bit of culture on a Friday. Pint?
This afternoon's office. Very tight fit for the coffin. I had to pop under and carry on my head.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This afternoon's office. Very tight fit for the coffin. I had to pop under and carry on my head.
The one tonight was a good distance away but it was really loud. We were in the pub before and he shit himself whenever someone opened a door or put a glass down. Outside with fireworks going off and he was fine. They're both settled now anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The one tonight was a good distance away but it was really loud. We were in the pub before and he shit himself whenever someone opened a door or put a glass down. Outside with fireworks going off and he was fine. They're both settled now anyway.
