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βοΈ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
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βοΈ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
π SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
We warned you. Didnβt we warn you?
@noscoredraws.com after finishing one of the hardest Jigsaws ive attempted i can honestly say im magnificently underwelmed. Thank you x
February 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
We warned you. Didnβt we warn you?
Short back and trepanning please mate
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Short back and trepanning please mate
Pffft, that's crack world renowned vascular surgeon Dr Richard Kimble vs Dr Nick Riviera
Dr. Tottenham vs Dr. Newcastle. Who has the stronger medicine?
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Pffft, that's crack world renowned vascular surgeon Dr Richard Kimble vs Dr Nick Riviera
oh good Spurs are playing today
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
oh good Spurs are playing today
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[CN homophobia] So fucking disgusting. The proposal was delightful and it enrages me that there are people out there who can't bear it, grow the fuck up. Also, if the report is to be believed he told police about explicit threats that included his address and they said he wasn't in immediate dangerπ
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
[CN homophobia] So fucking disgusting. The proposal was delightful and it enrages me that there are people out there who can't bear it, grow the fuck up. Also, if the report is to be believed he told police about explicit threats that included his address and they said he wasn't in immediate dangerπ
Hindsight is 20/20 but we probably should've turned this job down
The portrait of Queen Elizabeth on two coins released by the Royal Australian Mint has drawn criticism, despite proving popular with collectors.
Collectors snap up commemorative QEII coins mocked online
The portrait of Queen Elizabeth on two coins released by the Royal Australian Mint has drawn criticism, despite proving popular with collectors.
www.abc.net.au
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Hindsight is 20/20 but we probably should've turned this job down
Who are we to turn down work
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Who are we to turn down work
Nessun Dorma in the San Siro? Winter Olympics, you have my attention π€π»
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Nessun Dorma in the San Siro? Winter Olympics, you have my attention π€π»
Just constructed and ate what critics are already calling 'the best sandwich of 2026'
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just constructed and ate what critics are already calling 'the best sandwich of 2026'
HONOURED
All set up for a hard dayβs work
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM
HONOURED
Four four fackin' two
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Four four fackin' two
Just sought that out and yeah that's extremely cool!
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Just sought that out and yeah that's extremely cool!
Because I'm six hundred years old and a VAR-abolitionist I've long grown used to reflexively disliking New Things but yeah, ref-cam is fantastic fun. Would like a deep dive though into exactly where the cut-offs are for players getting first-name treatment, surnames or being reduced to a mere number
February 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Because I'm six hundred years old and a VAR-abolitionist I've long grown used to reflexively disliking New Things but yeah, ref-cam is fantastic fun. Would like a deep dive though into exactly where the cut-offs are for players getting first-name treatment, surnames or being reduced to a mere number
Knew Mike Wozniak would be in a position of command
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Knew Mike Wozniak would be in a position of command
[appalling diction]
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
[appalling diction]
Correct. I am bereft.
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Correct. I am bereft.
Just found out that my favourite restaurant - which I've frequented for 24 years and spent more money in than all other restaurants on planet earth combined - has been forcibly shut with a Hygiene Emergency Prevention Order following a ZERO star food hygiene rating
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Just found out that my favourite restaurant - which I've frequented for 24 years and spent more money in than all other restaurants on planet earth combined - has been forcibly shut with a Hygiene Emergency Prevention Order following a ZERO star food hygiene rating
A quite simply ludicrous use of the finite human lifespan
Buy one here: noscoredraws.com/collections/...
Buy one here: noscoredraws.com/collections/...
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A quite simply ludicrous use of the finite human lifespan
Buy one here: noscoredraws.com/collections/...
Buy one here: noscoredraws.com/collections/...
Yes we designed it like that
I really feel like the number of pieces left is a lot more than the number of spaces....??? @noscoredraws.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Yes we designed it like that
Classic heron behaviour
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Classic heron behaviour
Just saw a heron. It was good. 10/10 would see a heron again.
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just saw a heron. It was good. 10/10 would see a heron again.