No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽
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👨🏻🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽
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· Nov 16
PINNED POST (pls share to spread our pain)
✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
Speaking as a weird little thing somewhere equidistant between a small business and a brand and a bad joke, we get like 10x the engagement here than on Twitter from like one-seventh the follower count. It's good here! If you know a small business or creator etc, drag them here kicking and screaming
I don’t think “Brands™️” will ever do well on here but I think small businesses absolutely can, just personally if I’m driving through a city and there’s a bookshop on here or a zoo or an ice cream place or whatever I am far more apt to drop in than I ever was on Twitter
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Speaking as a weird little thing somewhere equidistant between a small business and a brand and a bad joke, we get like 10x the engagement here than on Twitter from like one-seventh the follower count. It's good here! If you know a small business or creator etc, drag them here kicking and screaming
Evil lurks in our house
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Evil lurks in our house
And look at the outcome
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And look at the outcome
In the latest sign of my well-run life I prepare to start drawing Chelsea at 12.09am by unwrapping a Mars ice cream
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In the latest sign of my well-run life I prepare to start drawing Chelsea at 12.09am by unwrapping a Mars ice cream
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Arsenal being drawn by us is just never a good idea
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
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Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Arsenal being drawn by us is just never a good idea
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
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Happy Handsome Rob back in the Premier League day to all who celebrate
Premier League manager average sexiness levels about to spike hugely
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Handsome Rob back in the Premier League day to all who celebrate
Three instances in a week of people sending us 'funny' animations made by feeding our drawings into an AI and every time I've been far too polite to tell them how much it boils my piss
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Three instances in a week of people sending us 'funny' animations made by feeding our drawings into an AI and every time I've been far too polite to tell them how much it boils my piss
Premier League manager average sexiness levels about to spike hugely
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Premier League manager average sexiness levels about to spike hugely
Confession time ✋🏻
Need to unburden myself: yesterday I used this very hand to score a goal. A kinda pretty much deliberate handball. My first act of evil in 732 games. Feel changed.
Need to unburden myself: yesterday I used this very hand to score a goal. A kinda pretty much deliberate handball. My first act of evil in 732 games. Feel changed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Confession time ✋🏻
Need to unburden myself: yesterday I used this very hand to score a goal. A kinda pretty much deliberate handball. My first act of evil in 732 games. Feel changed.
Need to unburden myself: yesterday I used this very hand to score a goal. A kinda pretty much deliberate handball. My first act of evil in 732 games. Feel changed.
Done some new Leeds drawings. We all make mistakes.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Done some new Leeds drawings. We all make mistakes.
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I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Oh wow. I’d like to thank my friends, my Mum and Dad who were always so encouraging, my goodness, gosh, it’s all so overwhelming 😭
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Oh wow. I’d like to thank my friends, my Mum and Dad who were always so encouraging, my goodness, gosh, it’s all so overwhelming 😭
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I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to delete.
Time to delete.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to delete.
Time to delete.
Arsenal being drawn by us is just never a good idea
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Arsenal being drawn by us is just never a good idea
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
Please accept our apologies and also if you feel like making a questionable life choice then please go to our shop and do something foolish
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
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Thanks to @noscoredraws.com for my new Spurs Europa League winning mugs. Absolutely love them!
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thanks to @noscoredraws.com for my new Spurs Europa League winning mugs. Absolutely love them!
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Oh wow. I’d like to thank my friends, my Mum and Dad who were always so encouraging, my goodness, gosh, it’s all so overwhelming 😭
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Oh wow. I’d like to thank my friends, my Mum and Dad who were always so encouraging, my goodness, gosh, it’s all so overwhelming 😭
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Ffs.
Aston Villa fans, I'm afraid we've done some new doodles 💙💜
Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ffs.
Aston Villa fans, I'm afraid we've done some new doodles 💙💜
Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Aston Villa fans, I'm afraid we've done some new doodles 💙💜
Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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Please do share with anyone who you worry may be affected by this
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Just glad Wales have a kit befitting our inevitable triumph. Can't wait to see Trump handing the trophy off to a full-body cast Aaron Ramsey.
Bold of Italy to release their 2026 World Cup kit before they've qualified for it, having failed to make the last two World Cups. www.adidas.co.uk/italy
www.adidas.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just glad Wales have a kit befitting our inevitable triumph. Can't wait to see Trump handing the trophy off to a full-body cast Aaron Ramsey.
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
I just think he's neat
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just think he's neat