Jonny
themaybepile.bsky.social
Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
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Here you go #nufc the cup final edit and remix. Always wanted to cut to this track and it just seemed to fit so well. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think...

youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
Pulp - Sunrise (7 Decade Dawn NUFC Remix)
YouTube video by Fresh Slice Films
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I’m sure we’ve had the inquests on United, I think you know exactly where I’m at. The straight line that runs from failing to put spades in the ground and make it clear to all where ambitions lie, and the executive shitshow that the owners amateurishly allowed to unfold over years. Sowed, reaping.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Last season we put in a foul performance against Brentford then went on a 9 game winning run...#nufc
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
It's sucks. You get success by being a really good coach but that success brings you a big reduction in your coaching time... #nufc
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Weak #nufc
This is the third time in the Premier League this season than Newcastle United have scored the opening goal but trailed at half-time, no other side has done so more than once. (Squawka)
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Not convinced Howe has a clue what his best team or system is at the moment. Would take any sort of win but not at all confident
HOWAY THE LADS ✊
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
this is a tonic, into them lads!
Would love to see more of Park Seung-Soo. Looked electric in pre-season. He's on the scoresheet tonight. #NUFC
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Some folks are great at it. But I still think we should collectively be re-posting way more on here, to avoid the situation where we have to go digging for #NUFC content. I reckon we can take this site if we do lads 😉⚫⚪
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
When Reijnders scored #nufc had conceded 7 times in the last 81 minutes of football they'd played without reply.
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
lol, looks like we've gone for door number 2!
So #nufc gang how do we go out tonight?
1️⃣ maximum hope - score first, get beat
2️⃣ maximum despair - concede in first five mins
3️⃣ maximum nufc - win 1-0
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
So #nufc gang how do we go out tonight?
1️⃣ maximum hope - score first, get beat
2️⃣ maximum despair - concede in first five mins
3️⃣ maximum nufc - win 1-0
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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#NUFC prayer circle for tonight
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
In a way it's good. Got a shit load of work to do next week, can't afford to be watching highlights and listening to podcasts about a win I've been waiting over 30 years for. Open top bus when we finally win at Anfield? #nufc
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
#nufc have dropped 50 points to Liverpool from winning positions in the premier league era. What's the level above a bogey team?
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Watched us lose to Liverpool so many times over the years and every single time it feels like we manage to lose in a different way... #nufc
January 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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1-0 #NUFC. Gordon!

#NUFC #LFC #LIVNEW
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
'Hey Elon, put your phone down it's lunchtime on Christmas Day. Who you messaging anyway?'
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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UP NEXT:
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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After we beat Qarabag... we could meet Chelsea followed by Liverpool, then Man City before beating Arsenal in the final.
This is no different than winning the league Cup folks ....
#NUFC
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Is Azerbaijan ready for Jason Tindall? Do they have a plan in place for a guy like that turning up? #nufc
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Highest placed pot 4 team (Gala in 20th next best), only spurs and Sporting from pot 3 above us in the final standings...decent. #nufc
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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Made up for the lad. #nufc
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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QUE ISSO? GOLEIRO TRUBIN, DO BENFICA, FEZ GOL NO REAL MADRID

Benfica 4x2 Real Madrid
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A point away to the European champions and a good performance is about as much as I hoped for tonight. Playoffs always felt likely, if it's Monaco that's a lovely little away trip for the fans! #nufc
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM