Dan Mason
danmason91.bsky.social
Dan Mason
@danmason91.bsky.social
Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
Away from yesterday, #NUFC women have just got the job done today at Southampton 👏 Massive win for the lasses there and two neat finishes sealed it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Oh, is it Superbowl weekend?

*Braces for British people pretending they've supported a team for their whole lives for one night*
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February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Just tried watching the 1% club and rage quit during a long question.

My head is on Mars right now after tonight... #NUFC
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Yes. It's now. #NUFC
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I am absolutely speechless. #NUFC
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Huge game. Howay lads! #NUFC
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
That is [frozen] LIQUID Curling 🇬🇧
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
#NUFC U21s getting a chaotic away win at Villa - with a hat-trick to boot. Better 👏
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Would love to see more of Park Seung-Soo. Looked electric in pre-season. He's on the scoresheet tonight. #NUFC
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Just a thought, as it's been a while:

The hell is going on with the Man City 115 charges these days?
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February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
No matter how rubbish/freezing/deadly this winter weather continues to be, one thing is an absolute guarantee to never change...

There will ALWAYS still be a Dad in shorts at the school gates.
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yes. It's definitely now. I've mentally folded.
Can we use the word 'crisis' yet? #NUFC
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Can we use the word 'crisis' yet? #NUFC
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
5-4-fkin-1? Let's go. #NUFC
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Lighter note: If you say the name of the Sunderland goalkeeper in the style of Scooby Doo, it somehow fits...
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Thank you Jamal, good luck in your next adventure. Pulled us out the shit back in the late 2010s. Top class professional, hasn't moaned at all even though we all know it hasnt been ideal the last couple of years for him, unlike some I could mention. First class 👏 #NUFC 🖤🤍
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
*Sees February fixtures* #NUFC
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Pitching a strip to @vizcomic.bsky.social in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see
things Liz Truss will say have been infiltrated by the blob as the year goes on: I'm a Celebrity, the presenting team at GB News, her Uber rating, a dog that declines to let her pet it in a park
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This sort of narcissism and entitlement is what makes football just awful.

Disclaimer: It mainly comes from YouTubers that know no history, or even street names of the city they claim to 'suppport'.

It's always just a brag/belittle job for the plastics. Not pride.
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 AM
It's been a while that I've hated a player as much as I hate him. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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UNITED ✊
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Z = major giggity.
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Bit of a strange obsession. He seems the current "HELP! I need a striker nowwwwww" choice.

*I know, I briefly felt that panic last year.
🚨 Crystal Palace close to agreement for Wolves striker Jorgen Strand Larsen. Talks between #CPFC & Jorge Mendes on behalf of #WWFC advanced; £45m + £5m fee being discussed. Leeds United bids scaled £40m but #LUFC not currently going higher 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
Crystal Palace close on Jorgen Strand Larsen £45m transfer agreement with Wolves
Palace want to strengthen their attack before the winter transfer window shuts and Strand Larsen has emerged as their top target.
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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if you don't watch football but love A Moment, this is the goal that benfica needed to finish ahead of marseille and claim the last playoff spot
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM