Memecastle United FC
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Dealing with the highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United, one meme at a time
Struggling in the league? Can't buy a win?
SEND FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🐕🤣
SEND FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🐕🤣
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Struggling in the league? Can't buy a win?
SEND FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🐕🤣
SEND FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🐕🤣
We could've been 2-0 up if Joe Willock looked like this 😭
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
We could've been 2-0 up if Joe Willock looked like this 😭
MALICK THIAW THIAW THIAW
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
MALICK THIAW THIAW THIAW
John Ruddy wearing a t shirt with his own face on it
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
John Ruddy wearing a t shirt with his own face on it
The Emotionally Damaged Derby hits our TV screens tonight:
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
The Emotionally Damaged Derby hits our TV screens tonight:
I hope you're all excited. IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I hope you're all excited. IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
UP NEXT: I didn't hear no bell 🥊
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 AM
UP NEXT: I didn't hear no bell 🥊
Short memories you all have.
Remember where we were!
Remember where we were!
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Short memories you all have.
Remember where we were!
Remember where we were!
SVEN BOTMANNNNNN
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
SVEN BOTMANNNNNN
BACK IN THE STARTING XI
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
BACK IN THE STARTING XI
Huge three points tonight I can feel it.
IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓
IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Huge three points tonight I can feel it.
IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓
IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓
Trebles still on lads
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Trebles still on lads
Rather have the FA Cup anyway
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Rather have the FA Cup anyway
Arriving at the Etihad 📍
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Arriving at the Etihad 📍
The comeback of all comebacks is ON.
IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 AM
The comeback of all comebacks is ON.
IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓
UP NEXT: Oh lord
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
UP NEXT: Oh lord
Bring it on 🔥
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Bring it on 🔥
"Newcastle have proved time and again over the last few months that we can compete with big-name clubs like Liverpool, and maybe it will encourage players to think again if they dare to believe the grass is greener elsewhere."
Alan Pardew
Alan Pardew
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"Newcastle have proved time and again over the last few months that we can compete with big-name clubs like Liverpool, and maybe it will encourage players to think again if they dare to believe the grass is greener elsewhere."
Alan Pardew
Alan Pardew