Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly
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Family Violence Educator on mat leave. Garden nerd. FFXIV dweeb. Obsessed with my rescue dog, 2 orange cats & good cups of tea. Ontario transplant in Alberta.
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i don't want a lot for christmas
cuz i am a centipede
blending in with carpet patterns
scooting on my many feet
cuz i am a centipede
blending in with carpet patterns
scooting on my many feet
December 23, 2023 at 5:19 PM
i don't want a lot for christmas
cuz i am a centipede
blending in with carpet patterns
scooting on my many feet
cuz i am a centipede
blending in with carpet patterns
scooting on my many feet
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An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
“Skinna marink a dink a dink” is not how the song goes, and I am morally offended by the version that popped up on my playlist that sang it this way.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Skinna marink a dink a dink” is not how the song goes, and I am morally offended by the version that popped up on my playlist that sang it this way.
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This is going to go so amazingly wrong so quickly and I can’t wait
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is going to go so amazingly wrong so quickly and I can’t wait
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Nothing’s “that deep” when you can’t read for context, and have no cultural grounding in literature.
The it’s-not-that-deepification of society is a byproduct of mass functional illiteracy.
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nothing’s “that deep” when you can’t read for context, and have no cultural grounding in literature.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
I swear if someone ever gifts us an elf on the shelf I will burn that thing before my child ever lays her eyes on it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I swear if someone ever gifts us an elf on the shelf I will burn that thing before my child ever lays her eyes on it.
I know climate change is real because the heavily tattooed santa-bellied neighbour who goes topless in all his glory to signal the start of Springtime was topless last night going to get his mail. In December. In Canada.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I know climate change is real because the heavily tattooed santa-bellied neighbour who goes topless in all his glory to signal the start of Springtime was topless last night going to get his mail. In December. In Canada.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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It’s not a great deal if you don’t need it. And especially this year, others really need support. So for all of us who have enough, let’s refuse to get sucked into the holiday shopping frenzy and share instead of shop. We don’t need more stuff, we need communities where all our neighbors are safe.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s not a great deal if you don’t need it. And especially this year, others really need support. So for all of us who have enough, let’s refuse to get sucked into the holiday shopping frenzy and share instead of shop. We don’t need more stuff, we need communities where all our neighbors are safe.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
My partner trying to remember if he’s seen Bridgerton S3:
Me: Well do you remember a woman getting fingered in a carriage to a pitbull song?
Him: Fingered sexually or fingered as in being flipped off?
Me: That you even have to ask that question means you haven’t seen it.
Me: Well do you remember a woman getting fingered in a carriage to a pitbull song?
Him: Fingered sexually or fingered as in being flipped off?
Me: That you even have to ask that question means you haven’t seen it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My partner trying to remember if he’s seen Bridgerton S3:
Me: Well do you remember a woman getting fingered in a carriage to a pitbull song?
Him: Fingered sexually or fingered as in being flipped off?
Me: That you even have to ask that question means you haven’t seen it.
Me: Well do you remember a woman getting fingered in a carriage to a pitbull song?
Him: Fingered sexually or fingered as in being flipped off?
Me: That you even have to ask that question means you haven’t seen it.
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*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
Being nice to people is just fun. Asked young server at taco place how her day was going (fine but tired) and she asked me back. I said I managed to finish my to-do list and she unexpectedly gave me a high five! Treating people like people is always rewarding.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
It’ll be okay.
Toronto has the Maple Leafs.
So we’re used to disappointment.
Toronto has the Maple Leafs.
So we’re used to disappointment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’ll be okay.
Toronto has the Maple Leafs.
So we’re used to disappointment.
Toronto has the Maple Leafs.
So we’re used to disappointment.
Dragonfruit is the glitter of fruits.
Related: My baby just tried dragonfruit for the first time. God help us all.
Related: My baby just tried dragonfruit for the first time. God help us all.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Dragonfruit is the glitter of fruits.
Related: My baby just tried dragonfruit for the first time. God help us all.
Related: My baby just tried dragonfruit for the first time. God help us all.
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My latest. "Do not allow your values to be captured and contained behind a screen in a cycle of inactive reaction. Jailbreak your cynicism and isolation, and escape your devices. Bring your hope, rage, and potential into the world."
We Have to Move
"There are living, breathing people all around you who need your sense of decency to be made material. Don’t give up on them, or on you."
organizingmythoughts.org
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My latest. "Do not allow your values to be captured and contained behind a screen in a cycle of inactive reaction. Jailbreak your cynicism and isolation, and escape your devices. Bring your hope, rage, and potential into the world."
Some days you just have to listen to finnish symphonic power metal covers of abba.
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Some days you just have to listen to finnish symphonic power metal covers of abba.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
![Gina Bellman
@Ginabellman
I absolutely -definitely- positively was not in Paris Yesterday. #LouvreHeist.
[A photo of Gina Bellman sitting in an ornate restaurant holding a wine glass and wearing a red beret.]
(The joke here is that one of actress Gina Bellman's most famous roles over the last ten years is as a master thief, doing thievery.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rdmm34z65ll6hftc5bgahykx/bafkreih3qxd6k6jvkc6d3yhwn6fqz63zhre5soygkipco7m2yaj7aggb4a@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist