PeckedByDucks
@peckedxducks.bsky.social
Buyside. Occasional UFC referee, pod-on-pod violence division (aging heavyweight class)
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
It’s hard to convince me these aren’t thinly-traded manipulated markets given the price action:
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
This message from the US Catholic bishops marks “the first time in twelve years the [United States Conference of Catholic Bishops] invoked this particularly urgent way of speaking as a body of bishops.”
“The priority of the Lord, as the Prophets remind us, is for those who are most vulnerable: the widow, the orphan, the poor, and the stranger (Zechariah 7:10).” www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
What about the people of bad will? Seems like a notably large constituency that’s being ignored.
“The position of the Catholic Church is clear: Human dignity and national security are not in conflict. Both are possible if people of good will work together. We invite all Catholics and people of good will to reflect on the Special Pastoral Message.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What about the people of bad will? Seems like a notably large constituency that’s being ignored.
The next time Trump talks about running in 2028, Monica Lewinsky has the chance to make the funniest announcement
This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The next time Trump talks about running in 2028, Monica Lewinsky has the chance to make the funniest announcement
Something extra sad about seeing a guy on a weight bench fall into a TikTok hole and never actually do a set. The spiritual opium coming for your gainz. Be careful out there guys.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Something extra sad about seeing a guy on a weight bench fall into a TikTok hole and never actually do a set. The spiritual opium coming for your gainz. Be careful out there guys.
It’s only propaganda interfering in US sovereign matters if it’s $75mm and the admin can’t take a cut, if it’s $75b then it’s a sparkling TikTok
Bessent: "I've read that Ontario is spending up to $75 million on these advertisements and it's propaganda coming across our border to decry the tariffs. The premiere of Ontario seems to have come off the rails a little ... this is interference in US sovereign matters."
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s only propaganda interfering in US sovereign matters if it’s $75mm and the admin can’t take a cut, if it’s $75b then it’s a sparkling TikTok
“Focus on actual risks over online provocations”
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Focus on actual risks over online provocations”
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
**looks around nervously, waiting for a Taleb QT**
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
**looks around nervously, waiting for a Taleb QT**
Ladies and gents, we found one
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ladies and gents, we found one
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
We need Andy Ngo to take his journalistic talents to sorority rush at SEC schools next year
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
October 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We need Andy Ngo to take his journalistic talents to sorority rush at SEC schools next year
“Thinly articulated rationale” might be my new go-to descriptor for stock pitches by the juniors
Is it our government’s position that if an American commits a drug crime with a cartel (or they allege that) it can just kill that person without trial even if not an immediate threat? I am genuinely trying to understand what if any lines they believe exist. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/u...
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Thinly articulated rationale” might be my new go-to descriptor for stock pitches by the juniors
Guys I think they’re gonna bring him down with this one
This post has now been deleted. Suggesting it really was a DM to Bondi, violating presidential Records Act, and basically all national security protocols. But who cares. All the laws are for trampling now.
Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
September 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Guys I think they’re gonna bring him down with this one
Incredibly brave of her to point fingers elsewhere 🫡
The score-settling memoir pulls no punches as the former US vice-president shows she is willing to take aim at prominent figures in the Democratic party about her unsuccessful 2024 presidential bid. on.ft.com/47SfkZk
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Incredibly brave of her to point fingers elsewhere 🫡
>squints at the Bill of Rights<
Ah yes now that we’re in power and no longer need to lean on the Collection of Crutches, we can use them to bludgeon our political opponents. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Ah yes now that we’re in power and no longer need to lean on the Collection of Crutches, we can use them to bludgeon our political opponents. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
They are trying to make it illegal to be liberal in America, because they hate free speech, hate the Constitution, and are a bunch of authoritarian scumbags
September 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
>squints at the Bill of Rights<
Ah yes now that we’re in power and no longer need to lean on the Collection of Crutches, we can use them to bludgeon our political opponents. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Ah yes now that we’re in power and no longer need to lean on the Collection of Crutches, we can use them to bludgeon our political opponents. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Donald Trump, who likely knows as much about committing mortgage fraud as anyone alive, assisted by an unscrupulous lickspittle Bill Pulte, makes for a combined William Jennings Bryant in the financial Scopes monkey trial of our time
August 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Donald Trump, who likely knows as much about committing mortgage fraud as anyone alive, assisted by an unscrupulous lickspittle Bill Pulte, makes for a combined William Jennings Bryant in the financial Scopes monkey trial of our time
Can @theonion.com ask Damodaran to weigh in on this INTC situation, just to really get all the angels dancing on the head of this pin?
Just like with the EV OEM, vibes >> diluted share count
August 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Can @theonion.com ask Damodaran to weigh in on this INTC situation, just to really get all the angels dancing on the head of this pin?
Incredible times call for an incredible photo choice
BREAKING: Donald Trump says Fed Governor Lisa Cook will be removed from her position effective immediately bloom.bg/4paKK3l
📷: Al Drago/Bloomberg
📷: Al Drago/Bloomberg
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Incredible times call for an incredible photo choice
Ackman retweeting Calley Means POV you’re about to get some brain damage
Bill Ackman retweet: "70% of the (food stamps) program goes to buy soda and ultraprocessed food"
The word "and" doing a lot of heavy lifting here
An 2011 USDA study (cited by NYT Jul-25): "SNAP households spent somewhat more on soft drinks than non-SNAP households (5% vs. 4%)
The word "and" doing a lot of heavy lifting here
An 2011 USDA study (cited by NYT Jul-25): "SNAP households spent somewhat more on soft drinks than non-SNAP households (5% vs. 4%)
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ackman retweeting Calley Means POV you’re about to get some brain damage
Uh oh
Rick Santelli is bullish.
What can it be? He was bearish from 2021 to 2024.
What can it be? He was bearish from 2021 to 2024.
August 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Uh oh
What’s driving this?
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What’s driving this?
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
I am demanding a total and complete shutdown on new pop culture until we all can figure out what the hell is going on
July 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am demanding a total and complete shutdown on new pop culture until we all can figure out what the hell is going on