PeckedByDucks
@peckedxducks.bsky.social
Buyside. Occasional UFC referee, pod-on-pod violence division (aging heavyweight class)
“Chokepoint 2.0, wah wah wah”
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Chokepoint 2.0, wah wah wah”
What’s driving this?
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What’s driving this?
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
“Optimism about the future”
Please just call it stupidity and move on
“Deeply understands”
July 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“Deeply understands”
“We’re going to burn down Grandpa Pulte’s first housing development”
July 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“We’re going to burn down Grandpa Pulte’s first housing development”
Sir, a second container of Torchy’s hillbilly queso has hit the cameras
June 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sir, a second container of Torchy’s hillbilly queso has hit the cameras
*hums the star-spangled banner*
We are so close to getting a medal
We are so close to getting a medal
June 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*hums the star-spangled banner*
We are so close to getting a medal
We are so close to getting a medal
Shout out to Jonas for getting recognized as the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Wars bar that was the Tesla “earnings call”
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Shout out to Jonas for getting recognized as the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Wars bar that was the Tesla “earnings call”
Palantir guy has underdeveloped views about the nature of government and its unique relationship to the governed. How surprising.
April 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Palantir guy has underdeveloped views about the nature of government and its unique relationship to the governed. How surprising.
The modern business equivalent of this is seeing a bad analyst from a shitty fund bump you for the last upgrade on the flight home
April 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The modern business equivalent of this is seeing a bad analyst from a shitty fund bump you for the last upgrade on the flight home
Guess the next grift
March 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Guess the next grift
Adding a stripper pole to your house in… Grand Junction
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Adding a stripper pole to your house in… Grand Junction
“buyers will show up and rerate at the first sign of improvement based on historical multiples that were too high to begin with”
December 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
“buyers will show up and rerate at the first sign of improvement based on historical multiples that were too high to begin with”
Czar? Of the decentralized money laundromat?
December 6, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Czar? Of the decentralized money laundromat?