I hate other people as much as the rest of you ☺️
But like at a certain point if we’re all paying some minimum amount to get to a really nice, remote-ish place, gotta trust your neighbors a little

Done a few things like this and the “extreme privacy” part will always be weird to me. Maybe imposter syndrome/I don’t really need it, but going to a resort and not seeing non-family members other than a butler for days at a time is just strange.

Noted expert in gracefully moving from one woman to the next 😮‍💨

With that physique he’s not getting high enough up to do more than break an ankle

The tax cut should’ve been bonus expensing on hiring anyone <25 into a well paying job. Instead it’s accelerated depreciation on private jets and extra tax cuts for boomers.

“Chokepoint 2.0, wah wah wah”

Don’t sound so intrigued

Pulling the lever for Jeffrey Dahmer, to own the libs

“Chokepoint 2.0” is the Waco Siege but for people who sat comfortably indoors and mostly watched their digital beanie baby price go up

Handing out “fell for it again” awards as a precursor to handing out more “fell for it again” awards to the people I find myself on the same team as. Wait, wut?

Carnage under the hood with WMT/COST as huge weights propping up the headline multiple

Marshmallow test for people with negative YTD P&L not to out themselves as listening to podcasts, much less that one, during market hours. Will make year end process much easier.

There’s this weird common reality people who looked into his DOGE activities conclude: he killed a lot of little kids, and tweeted about it

It’s going to be great when he’s gone and we can all move past this and go back to the way things were… right?