Patton Oswalt
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt70.bsky.social
Writing and yelling
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Gawt DAMN. Hello dere!
The social relevance of the Turning Point USA half-time show in comparison to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance is roughly equivalent to the cultural footprint Allen & Rossi left when they appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show with The Beatles.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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❤️❤️❤️🫖🫖🫖
Today's blend is The Road So Far by Tea & Absinthe, my favorite black and blueberry tea.

I'm listening to Zombies Spaceship Wastelands by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social because if I have said it once, I've said it atleaste 1000 times, everything is better with Patton Oswalt. #booksky #teasky 📚💙 🎧📚 ☕️🫖🍵
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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“Two days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul you to the Prince’s ball. You wanna stop cleaning up after two ugly stepsisters? You talk to me.”
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Hell yeah for a comic that is both written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and one of the first comics drawn by Patrick Gleason.
I still have my copy.
15. JLA: Welcome to the Working Week (2003)
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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😂😂😂😂
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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It’s TFH Guru @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s birthday! Celebrate with some of his recent trailer commentaries!

The Last Stop In Yuma County
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU5Q...

Dead Kids
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3aC...

Dead Mail
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1EN...
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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“We need to divert attention from the Pretti murder.”

“Gotcha.”
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, the only comedian I've ever seen do a set of 50 push-ups on stage. Here's that time he and I chatted about the greatest movie ever made... and I LOVE MY DAD.
Patton Oswalt on 'I Love My Dad' and Cinema As Memory
Patton Oswalt discusses his working relationship with Rachel Dratch, the timeless quality of movies, and more.
www.slantmagazine.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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GOOD. Visit this store if you can. And once the website it back up (it got overwhelmed by people placing orders) buy something from this gentle Viking.
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset
A midday sandwich made with good natural peanut butter and nice berry preserves on lightly toasted multigrain bread doesn’t solve all the problems, but it solves one or two of them perfectly.
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Whoa, really? Fantastic work guys!
VIDEO ANALYSIS: Witness videos appear to contradict the Trump administration's narrative of Alex Pretti's killing.

nbcnews.app.link/nl9zFuvje0b
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I believe it’s DreamHaven books! (Not 100% sure)

I think he is getting an influx of love so be sure to not add to that pile right now and support Minneapolis for now!

In a month or so be sure to give support!
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Gawt DAMN. What’s the name of his store? Wanna send him some signed goodies.
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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"I BOUGHT the BRACELET at the BLOOMINGDALE'S near BARRINGTON and BUNDY. It was a BEAUTIFUL BAUBLE for my BUBBE'S BIRTHDAY..."

(h/t to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social)
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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These countdowns by @davidehrlich.bsky.social are always a GREAT start to the year and you can donate to a wonderful cause to boot!
if you enjoy these videos & would like me to make another one at some point (or even if you don't care about them at all & just want to support an incredibly urgent cause), please consider donating to my fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
Donate to Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!, organized by David Ehrlich
Hi, my name is David, I'm a film critic, and every year I cut togethe… David Ehrlich needs your support for Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!
www.gofundme.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM